Looks good, I want some.

We have something similar here, called pork scratchings. Get them in pubs and that. They're pretty good.

What? you don't have google translate? you afraid im planning a terrorist attack involving Chicharones? you better learn some spanish like Chula and Frown Señor bat.

What i said translates to: "Chicharones is where it's at"

To be fair, I just googled Spanish insults and picked my favourite for my second post.

I understood the first one, partially because of Steve Martin.

**** learning Spanish. I don't have anything against you beaners coming to my country and not learning my language, but I'll be damned if I put effort into something.

You're not at all interested in Latina hookers?

Babelfish said it means Chicharones are spicy.

I'll just throw a wad of ones at them and get a week's worth of anal sex.

@Chula

Yea, picante means spicy.
It was a small detail so i left it out.
That actually bothers me, if im going to your country it's only fitting i learn your language, i don't understand how some latinos emigrate to the US and never put any effort in learning english, i understand the older you get the harder it is to learn a new language but even that is no excuse to not knowing at least a bit of basic english.

English is way easier to learn than spanish, as a kid i used to get A's in my english classes and C's in my spanish ones.

Ya. When we moved to SoCal I tried learning Spanish but I couldn't get it down. The way a lot of words need to be phrased either feminine or masculine through me for a loop.