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Old 07-06-2015, 10:59 AM   #32951 (permalink)
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Old 07-07-2015, 12:56 PM   #32952 (permalink)
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I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a laptop with a metal bar to keep my friend and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I had photoshopped of her giving birth to me.
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Old 07-07-2015, 01:09 PM   #32953 (permalink)
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I once pretended to have a psychotic episode and smashed a laptop with a metal bar to keep my friend and his fiancee from stumbling across pictures I had photoshopped of her giving birth to me.
This is the best thing I've seen on this site in months.
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Old 07-07-2015, 01:49 PM   #32954 (permalink)
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Great to have you back Po. I would have shown her for what it's worth. You should have photoshopped your face onto hers and made it so you were giving birth to yourself.
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Old 07-07-2015, 01:52 PM   #32955 (permalink)
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Great to have you back Po. I would have shown her for what it's worth. You should have photoshopped your face onto hers and made it so you were giving birth to yourself.
Where you got the tits would be anyone's guess.
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Old 07-07-2015, 01:54 PM   #32956 (permalink)
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He's already giving birth with a vagina. I think we can suspend our disbelief a little bit for this one.
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Old 07-07-2015, 02:06 PM   #32957 (permalink)
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He's already giving birth with a vagina. I think we can suspend our disbelief a little bit for this one.
But do we actually see the vagina? Or is it hidden? I imagine it's not a straight forward snatch shot. The tits would be more dubious. Either Po took the time to Photoshop them (and do so realistically), or he wore fake boobs for the photo.

Of course the question remains... why the **** did Po do such a thing in the first place?
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Old 07-07-2015, 06:14 PM   #32958 (permalink)
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This is the best thing I've seen on this site in months.
I was just trying to share something personal with you guys.

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But do we actually see the vagina? Or is it hidden? I imagine it's not a straight forward snatch shot. The tits would be more dubious. Either Po took the time to Photoshop them (and do so realistically), or he wore fake boobs for the photo.

Of course the question remains... why the **** did Po do such a thing in the first place?

I have his pictures of her vagina. And of her face in some sort of pleasure or pain, I can't quite tell.
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Saturday I'd started casually entertaining the possibility of buying a house. Maybe. Someday. Now that I'm getting hitched a place of our own started to sound appealing.

And today, lo and behold, my landlord has listed the house we live in for sale. He's showing it tomorrow. And he offered to sell it to me directly.

It's kind of an amazing house. It's kind of only a 10 minute walk to my office. And a 5 minute bike ride to my favorite record shop, antique shop, my barber, and my grocer. (And other than that I really never leave the house.)

The neighborhood among the safest in the city, and is only a few miles from downtown. (There's even a police station FOUR HOUSES down from me, so my audio gear sleeps soundly.)

And the crazy upshot is - continuing to rent out the lower level to a friend, after taxes, insurance, the whole ball o' wax... I would end up paying $500 less every month than I pay now to my landlord.

So... pending eligibility... I might be buying the house I already live in.

And if I don't win the bid... I'll just be homeless in 30 days.

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