Why must you live them out if you don't have to? Why not continue them if you can find something they don't drug test for?

Heading up to Green Mountain State Forest in Vermont to camp this weekend. I'll be leaving early tomorrow morning and I still have to pack. I will not be around long tonight. Also, tomorrow is my birthday. I got to do what I wanted, be with a select group of friends miles away from actual people.

Yay.

I'm good.

Because I don't want to do drugs any more? I didn't actually enjoy the high.

Much like what you do here.

I sat next to a man on my plane flight today who had to be around the age of 30, and read a Warhammer novel for half of the four-hour flight.

It is nice to know I can still be a nerd at age 30.

I'll rob your house for you while you're gone.

Happy birthday!

Save this post somewhere and read it when you're thirty. I guarantee it will be twice as funny.

I live in Koreatown. There are karate masters that will defend my honor and my dvd collection.

Also, thanks.