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Old 06-30-2015, 12:05 AM   #32781 (permalink)
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I found a beetle in a jar of unopened mustard today. He shat all over the lid so I had to throw it all away. When I let him out in the backyard, he looked confused and kept walking in circles. I figure being a little critter like that, stuck in a jar of something like mustard... musta been like being tear gassed for however long he was in there. So I stepped on him and said a prayer.
You know, as far as cognitive ability goes, that beetle is probably closer to a rock than it is to you. You wouldn't feel bad about stepping on a rock, right?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:17 AM   #32782 (permalink)
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Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:18 AM   #32783 (permalink)
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Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off
Blozo.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:19 AM   #32784 (permalink)
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Blozo.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:20 AM   #32785 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:22 AM   #32786 (permalink)
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Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off
I think you're really growing into a better person with all this trolling you've been doing recently. Keep it up.
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Old 06-30-2015, 12:28 AM   #32787 (permalink)
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I think you're really growing into a better person with all this trolling you've been doing recently. Keep it up.
You've noticed? I've been trying real hard to get some damn recognition around here
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Old 06-30-2015, 01:04 AM   #32788 (permalink)
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Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off
I've used bozo a few times at Starbuck's and at waiting lines for restaurants because I'm the most hilarious mother****er you'll ever meet, and I think having food service people call their customers bozo tops calling someone bozo. Half the time they just think their coworker thinks I'm a dick (not inaccurate btw, but still funny).
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Old 06-30-2015, 01:28 AM   #32789 (permalink)
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I've used bozo a few times at Starbuck's and at waiting lines for restaurants because I'm the most hilarious mother****er you'll ever meet, and I think having food service people call their customers bozo tops calling someone bozo. Half the time they just think their coworker thinks I'm a dick (not inaccurate btw, but still funny).
I went to the beach today and parked my car in a parking lot I didn't know I had to pay for and this old guy and his nephew I guess walks up to me and I say what's up bozo? In my most serious face I can put together. He looks at his nephew and says $5 please, just bewildered. I embarrassed him.
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Old 06-30-2015, 01:47 AM   #32790 (permalink)
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