Originally Posted by WhateverDude (Post 1608398)

I found a beetle in a jar of unopened mustard today. He shat all over the lid so I had to throw it all away. When I let him out in the backyard, he looked confused and kept walking in circles. I figure being a little critter like that, stuck in a jar of something like mustard... musta been like being tear gassed for however long he was in there. So I stepped on him and said a prayer.

Originally Posted by Ki (Post 1608405)

I approve of this.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1608411)

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1608413)

Blozo.

Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1608413)

Blozo.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1608416)

...the cown

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1608411)

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1608421)

I think you're really growing into a better person with all this trolling you've been doing recently. Keep it up.

Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1608411)

Totally. No one I've called likes it. It really throws them off

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1608451)

I've used bozo a few times at Starbuck's and at waiting lines for restaurants because I'm the most hilarious mother****er you'll ever meet, and I think having food service people call their customers bozo tops calling someone bozo. Half the time they just think their coworker thinks I'm a dick (not inaccurate btw, but still funny).