Holy good crap! Do you work for the government? Or are you planning to overthrow it? :yikes:
And that is...?

Which is a lie half the time. Goddamn prissy formulas.

I think he's a Kingsman.

theres a Canada-wide street hockey tourney that weve been in the past couple years as team "Call Me Maybe". donning fluorescent pink shirts with her face on them and our phone #s on the back. we've done two different cities and now we're road tripping to Kelowna (~10hour drive) this year. we usually get a fair amount of groupies come to watch us since we're obviously ridiculous and we're expecting the same this time around.

so this year we upped our game and got these even more over the top jerseys. and we're bringing a boombox to blast carly rae songs whenever we score or just walk around.

Started my new job today. Fifteen minutes late, thanks to pubic transportation being later than usual. That did not look good but I think I made up for it at least a little... I did **** up the coffee grinds. Aside from those set backs, went well I think. It's a very nice kitchen but it looks like I'll be front of house. Working on maintaining my temperament so I don't get fired for being a dick is going to be a challenge because my insurance doesn't start until two months from now and I've come to the conclusion that despite my reservations I probably need medication to function in the 'real' world. I'm pretty sure I'm agoraphobic now and anxiety is choking the life outta me. The staff are a very eclectic and friendly bunch and the food is ace.

Would put down $20 to see.

This kind of reminds me of the "Off In The Shower" volleyball team that let everyone beat them one year.

just follow me on snapchat bro

I was invited to the home of the boy I like to drink and meet his friends. I drove all the way out there and sat in my car in front of his house for 20 minutes. Then I got out and went up to the door, heard voices, and turned around and went back to my car. I sat in my car for 25 minutes, then I felt like I was going to do an ugly cry, so I drove several blocks away, parked in front of a stranger's house, and sat there for 30 minutes before sending him a text to tell him I probably wasn't going to make it. Then I drove home, and now I'm here, and I feel like I've been hit by a bus.

It's so hard to get him to hang out with me that I already feel like he only does it begrudgingly, and today was a pity invitation because he cancelled plans with me for the sixth consecutive time. I'm pretty sure it's because I am exactly this kind of person: who overthinks things, and gets anxious and uncomfortable, and from there is just not someone who is enjoyable to be around. And my fear that I am that person caused me to behave exactly like that person.

Now I'm sitting at home in limbo, wanting to be brave and sociable, but also feeling like I've gone done ****ed it, and that this somehow proves that we are not, nor can we be friends or more, because to this date I have sabotaged literally every opportunity I have had for myself.

Why can't I just be a normal person and have a normal relationship, friendship or otherwise? I suck. God dammit.

Why? This is the point where you were suppose to knock and join in with the other voices. Bap yourself hard on the forehead and vow to never turn around at a door ever again.