Your Day

The Batlord · 05-23-2015, 05:32 PM

Yeah, that's not a camp site. That's a backyard.

fiddler · 05-23-2015, 06:09 PM

My stupid dumb a$$ story of the day: get a call for a 10-50 (accident) at the PX, and was advised it was a blue F-150 and a silver 300 involved. So I get to the parking lot, find the two vehicles parked in their spaces. And the way it was, on the passenger side of the 300, there were several empty spaces (the 150 was parked the other way so that both driver's sides were facing one another). So I just parked the long way on the parking spaces, didn't even bother to turn the tops on. I ask what's going on, and I'm informed that the driver of the 150 hit the 300 with her door. So I get to looking and I can't even see anything. The driver of the 300 starts throwing a fit, and points out this tiny little dime-sized dent on the door.

It was literally so small that if I would have put a dime over the scratch, it would have covered it. After nicely explaining that there wasn't really anything I could do...driver of the 300 straight up cusses me out. Seriously? Complete waste of my time...I coulda finished my nap

Black Francis · 05-23-2015, 10:19 PM

My day was good, Bought some new headphones with my brand new credit card and did a little grocery shopping.

I got hot pockets, mini corn dogs, potato chips, a 6 pack, everything a stoner needs.. oh, and i also bought lots of canned corn. you can never have enough corn imco.

GuD · 05-23-2015, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

My day was good, Bought some new headphones with my brand new credit card and did a little grocery shopping.

I got hot pockets, mini corn dogs, potato chips, a 6 pack, everything a stoner needs.. oh, and i also bought lots of canned porn. you can never have enough porn imco.

ftfy.

or did I...?

Porn is so strange.

I had a pretty similar day. But I bought CDs instead of groceries, which I also need. Funny thing is I left the house intending to buy a new coat because it's been cheesy assballs ****ing freezing out lately. For San Frankissco, anyways.

~~John Wilkes Booth~~ · 05-23-2015, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I've never seen or heard of Shanaynay but he's officially become my favorite artist because his name is fabulous.

edit: i thought i was ig'nant of some fancy high class sophisto type someone person and it turns out to be some eerily familiar youtube sensation of some whosits. what this is, I ask. what ths is.

you don't remember the show martin?

might be before your time

GuD · 05-23-2015, 10:28 PM

I didn't watch a lot of TV growing up, even if it wasn't before my time I probably didn't see it.

fiddler · 05-23-2015, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

ftfy.

or did I...?

Porn is so strange.

I had a pretty similar day. But I bought CDs instead of groceries, which I also need. Funny thing is I left the house intending to buy a new coat because it's been cheesy assballs ****ing freezing out lately. For San Frankissco, anyways.

What temp range would that be?

GuD · 05-23-2015, 10:33 PM

50 or below is cold to me. And if there's wind... **** life in the face with a hammer.

The Batlord · 05-23-2015, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black Francis

My day was good, Bought some new headphones with my brand new credit card and did a little grocery shopping.

I got hot pockets, mini corn dogs, potato chips, a 6 pack, everything a stoner needs.. oh, and i also bought lots of canned corn. you can never have enough corn imco.

I would never make hot pockets while stoned. I mean, they sound great in theory, but you gotta have the microwaving down to a science to make sure they're cooked all they way through but without having them be half the temp of the sun. And even then, you've still got to let them sit for almost ten whole minutes, just so they don't burn your mouth. **** that ****. Just give me cereal or Eggo waffles.

Black Francis · 05-23-2015, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhateverDude

ftfy.

or did I...?

Porn is so strange.

I had a pretty similar day. But I bought CDs instead of groceries, which I also need. Funny thing is I left the house intending to buy a new coat because it's been cheesy assballs ****ing freezing out lately. For San Frankissco, anyways.

What Cd's did you buy?

You know what genre of porn is strange? Fisting. it always makes me think of hand puppets.

05-23-2015, 10:19 PM	#32243 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	My day was good, Bought some new headphones with my brand new credit card and did a little grocery shopping. I got hot pockets, mini corn dogs, potato chips, a 6 pack, everything a stoner needs.. oh, and i also bought lots of canned corn. you can never have enough corn imco. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-23-2015, 06:09 PM	#32242 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	My stupid dumb a$$ story of the day: get a call for a 10-50 (accident) at the PX, and was advised it was a blue F-150 and a silver 300 involved. So I get to the parking lot, find the two vehicles parked in their spaces. And the way it was, on the passenger side of the 300, there were several empty spaces (the 150 was parked the other way so that both driver's sides were facing one another). So I just parked the long way on the parking spaces, didn't even bother to turn the tops on. I ask what's going on, and I'm informed that the driver of the 150 hit the 300 with her door. So I get to looking and I can't even see anything. The driver of the 300 starts throwing a fit, and points out this tiny little dime-sized dent on the door. It was literally so small that if I would have put a dime over the scratch, it would have covered it. After nicely explaining that there wasn't really anything I could do...driver of the 300 straight up cusses me out. Seriously? Complete waste of my time...I coulda finished my nap

05-23-2015, 10:28 PM	#32246 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	I didn't watch a lot of TV growing up, even if it wasn't before my time I probably didn't see it.

05-23-2015, 10:33 PM	#32248 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	50 or below is cold to me. And if there's wind... **** life in the face with a hammer.