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Old 05-18-2015, 05:05 PM   #32121 (permalink)
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It's the Victoria Day weekend, so I met my best bud of 10+ years for a round of disc golf, then grabbed a couple of Tim Hortons' new chocolate shakes, then his mom payed us to dig up her back garden. Almost 30 degrees, so I'm burnt to a crisp. Came home, flicked on the radio, and a double shot of CCR was playing. Rather appropriate. Summer is here.
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:35 PM   #32122 (permalink)
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Just got done holding a Jewish funeral for my cat. My (deist) Jewish friend came over with yarmulkes, put on that... rabbi scarf or whatever, and read from a Torah at the cat's grave. It was both tasteful and ridiculous.

This is the second such kitty funeral my friend has presided over.
Im sorry? Really? Nothin wrong wit it I am just asking. Cause I think I would have like to have seen this.
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:44 PM   #32123 (permalink)
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Im sorry? Really? Nothin wrong wit it I am just asking. Cause I think I would have like to have seen this.
Yup. Hebrew was spoken on my front lawn and the Jewish religion was used to dubious effect.
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Old 05-18-2015, 09:56 PM   #32124 (permalink)
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You speak Hebrew?

I feel like I am slipping into some sorta alternate reality.... *** again you speak Hebrew?!
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:01 PM   #32125 (permalink)
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You speak Hebrew?

I feel like I am slipping into some sorta alternate reality.... *** again you speak Hebrew?!
Not a word. Part of the "ceremony" meant we had to repeat some Hebrew my friend read, and I'm pretty sure I was speaking complete gibberish.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:05 PM   #32126 (permalink)
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I am sure your cat was looking down on you from wherever.

Dude you are an animal, I love it.

Edit: was the last one Hebrew as well? I think every time a cat passes at your crib you should have a different style funeral.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:09 PM   #32127 (permalink)
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He was a gloriously awful cat. I don't think he's looking down from anywhere.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:10 PM   #32128 (permalink)
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Looking up then.

Next time do an eastern European funeral.
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:17 PM   #32129 (permalink)
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I don't know any Eastern Europeans. Besides, I think this is now a tradition. I wonder if I actually have to be Jewish to have a rabbi do my funeral?
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Old 05-18-2015, 10:20 PM   #32130 (permalink)
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Why would you need to be Jewish.

Was the cat Jewish?
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