Driving out of the underground parking this morning, gravity sends something flying off of my seat and onto the floor by my pedals, I reach down to shoo it out of the way, tugged on the steering wheel a bit too much, and ended up swiping one of the concrete pillars as I took a corner. Did some pretty ****ing serious damage to my bedside panel. Fortunately bedside panels for these old trucks are pretty cheap (~$350), one piece, and I have a shop w/ a lot of welding equipment to repair it at, and I happen to be in the process of repainting / restoring the truck anyway, so it's not a huge deal... but ****. She ain't quite as pretty as she was yesterday and it's certainly going add at least a day onto the re-painting work.

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get ready, people!

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TIG? MIG? I work at a steel fab shop, so I'm just curious.

That sucks btw.

So you're like a graphic designer or something for a steel fabrication shop? What's it like working around all those manly men? http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

I'm the cool boss.

I wouldn't hire you.

Me neither, honestly. Can't weld, can't design, but I can fetch a mean coffee. It'll insult your mother and imply that you are inefficient at performing your duties.

Is that on your Résumé? It should be.

• Fetches a mean coffee.
• Proficient at insulting your Mom
• Special skills include the following: Sarcasm, and Insults.

The second one is more the coffee's specialty. I've always been behind the curve when it came to "Yo mama" jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she suffered acute myocardial infarction and tragically passed away this morning. I'm truly sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do, just name it.

See? Just doesn't have the right ring to it.

He looks like Ol' Dirty Bastard and Dave Chappelle's gay love child.