Why did you have a shaved head?

Same reason I watched Boston Celtics games. ;)

Because you're an idiot?

God you are so feisty first thing in the morning.

Not my choice to have a shaved head. I could have lived without being called sir from behind when I was in my teens.

When I came back from overseas I had a case of rebellion bad, I had facial piercings, and didn't care if my family saw me in other colors besides the three color pallet we were allowed. And I think they figured I was two years out from 18 what were they really gonna do about it.

My sister was 26 at the time and long since out, so I think it was also like well if we didn't want her to figure out we raised her like an ******* for the last 10 years we maybe shouldn't have sent her off the compound.

Edit: After that I started to grow my hair and black womens hair grows sooooo slooooooooooooooow.

Your sister's a lesbian? Does that mean you're one too?

I suppose I walked into that.

It really is your own fault.

Super mega corporation that we're suing notified us that they want to sit down and discuss mediation (another word for settlement). This is potentially great, great news. They will have to convince the owner of the Chinese factory that they are in cahoots with to fly to the US and also sit at the table. That's gonna be tough.

It's Taco Tuesday on Cinco de Mayo. Get ready people, this is what we've been training for.

I would've loved to seen Hare Krishna Roxy.