Today was the first day of my week long film program. Got put into a group. Group brainstormed for ideas. Ideas are all utter **** that can't help but end in a cinematic disaster, such as:

A witch casts a smell over the local smelter that makes it emit a green gas. The gas turns everyone who breaths it into a zombie. Survivors escape into a haunted house with ****ing ghosts, and a radioactive beach, or something.
Title: The Walking Lead.
I **** you not.
Plebs.

On a brighter note, my baseball team mercy ruled Nelson, something like 18 to 1. That's three wins, a loss and a tie.

Mercy rule? What bull****. If you suck so much ass that a special rule has to be invoked to keep you from slitting your wrists, then you should just quit and go badminton or something. You're just embarrassing yourself and your family.

Right?

My cat is a ****ing nut bag. She gets up in the morning while I'm sleeping to run around with her toys, scratch around the bed like she's got rabies and right now is running around the room, jumping, almost flipping with her mouse full of cat nip. Bb is high as ****. Damn I love her so much. She makes me so happy. I find her so cute that it's full to the brim. Oh, now she's trying to get into my drawer. Standing up on her legs figuring out how to get her big ass into the back of it. She makes little "brrr" noises as she runs around too. I could talk about her all day. I gave her like a zillion kisses before. I love smelling her fur its just wonderful. Is anyone else obsessed with their pet as I am? Yesterday I got her going crazy by flicking a knitting needle around. She kept grabbing it and trying to eat it.

^im the same way with little Wembley. Such a fun kitten to have around. He gets hyper often but I can't imagine my life without him. I give him millions of kisses before I go to work and he loves it when I get home because he knows its 'snuggle time'. I talk about him all the time at work too.

I feel like I have a kitten sometimes. She is so energetic sometimes. But what's good is she has a balance of being cute and sleepy as well as crazy fun. She loves cuddles. We sleep together every night. I talk about her to anyone who will listen. Only real cat ladies/men understand the love though. I'm so glad you get to have the joy of a kitten, there's something so special about felines. They have this power to change your emotions in an instant. It sounds like you and lil have a real bond with Wembley like I do with Summer. It's better than having a child I think. But then again, I've never had one to know the difference.

On a side note, I have raging indigestion tonight. Die already!

This cat has changed our life for the better. I truly believe he was meant for us because he's got such a unique personality that only LiL and I could understand. He loved talking to us, sitting with us, and playing hide and seek. He's all types of fun.

Yeah, no.

I didn't say you could speak.

I think you're mistaking me for your cat.