I smoked, I drank, I vomited all over the place and I'm a shitty person lol

Ugh, WW3 is going on in my body but I'm being made to clean the bathroom. I have a surgery tomorrow I CBF with this but you don't know how anal my sub letter flatmate is. FML.

We lost tonight's game, but I got a kick ass hit.

It's trade show conference week. I get the office all (mostly) to myself!

Should rub your balls on peoples keyboards. They love that. :wave:

Way ahead of ya Fred.

Is that a mouse in my pants? Why yes it is!

First day at annoying new job then I come home to see a guy I got into a minor traffic accident with two weeks ago repeatedly driving by. Rednecks are a trip lol.

Fly a rebel flag and hell go away.

have a nice day HAVE A NICE DAY HAVE A NICE DAY HAVE A NICE DAY OH MY GOD THIS JOB REQUIRES SO MUCH REPEATING MYSELF

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