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04-18-2015, 08:01 AM | #31541 (permalink) | ||
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Dude... all mosh pits should be both all-girl and topless.
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04-18-2015, 08:06 AM | #31542 (permalink) | ||
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wait doesn't he have a government job? Like the death house or something at San Quentin, maybe his paranoia was in fear that someone might see him, he's still considered law enforcement himself, if that's the case. I don't allude to the fact that I smoke regularly to anyone in my class etc. Because out the window goes that job.
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04-18-2015, 10:42 AM | #31543 (permalink) | |
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04-19-2015, 04:03 PM | #31544 (permalink) | ||
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Ok, so I never ended up eating my shrooms last night. It was a 7 hour open bar.... Drinks started at 5- bar was empty by 7. Then I ended up playing party favor runner. Now, can I just say I went to this wedding with about 60 in cash on me (not including their gift.) I woke up with a hangover the size of Montana, and 50 bucks in my wallet. Sometimes it pays to know ppl, and to be the designated runner. Although because I was dressed up, and had my knockers up to my chin, I stashed the crap in my tits, I got back to the party and well my boob apprently needed a pick me up.
And a bridesmaid fell in the pool. Drink, dress, shoes, hair, jewelry cell phone and all...
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04-19-2015, 04:30 PM | #31545 (permalink) | |
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They had an open bar that ran out in two hours? Your friends are ****wads.
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04-19-2015, 04:36 PM | #31546 (permalink) | ||
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Dude, heavy drinkers is what I gathered....They were freaking annihilated.
I was drunk, but more ****ed up then drunk,Im kinda a lightweight with booze.Not these ppl bro,I saw somone have 7 mixed drinks in a very short span x that by 60 ppl and you gotta go on a beer run 7:00 pm.
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04-19-2015, 04:44 PM | #31547 (permalink) | ||
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Too, I just found out ppl were bringing their own liquor and setting them on the bar then telling the bartender not to share.Are you serious? What kinda cheap bull**** is that? Dont do that, thats like me saying ok well yall paid for the nose candy but I went off the key to get it **** yall its mine.No its a wedding! Its about getting trashed and having a good time.
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04-19-2015, 05:57 PM | #31548 (permalink) | |
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If more girls thought this way, then maybe men wouldn't be so commitment-phobic.
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04-19-2015, 06:04 PM | #31549 (permalink) |
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I love trashed/hungover Roxy.
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Edit: Thanx Chula.
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