Those sound like two completely unrelated statements to me.

Getting crossfaded has never once been a good idea for me but it's like I forget this hangover pain every ****ing weekend I need an adult

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Trying hard to sort this sentence out.

Got a wine buzz at a bridal shower, afterward got a cocktail with my bf, went home and smoked weed, drank half a beer and got the spins. Now I'm hungover and hurty because I threw up everything.

Lightweight is right. I must be getting old.

OK. Now it all makes sense. Hope you didn't ruin any clothing.

F*ck you. As I rolled out of bed this AM to take the dogs for their morning pee, the creaks and cracks coming from my joints would have made an awesome "Whiplash" outtake.

:p:

so today at work was having some banter with my coworkers over a smoke break
[7:34:21 PM] Brandon: and somehow the topic turns to how it took an apple falling on isaac netwon's head before people figured out gravity exists
[7:34:34 PM] Brandon: and then one of my co workers informs me
[7:34:40 PM] Brandon: that in fact gravity doesn't exist
[7:35:04 PM] Brandon: that everything is attracted together by magnetic forces
[7:35:28 PM] Brandon: and i was just like i dunno man i think i disagree with you there
[7:35:37 PM] Brandon: i think it probably exists
[7:36:33 PM] Brandon: honestly, i never cease to be amazed by the bull**** working class people say
[7:36:58 PM] Brandon: just when i think i've got a hold of it
[7:37:21 PM] Brandon: they hit me with some gravity doesn't exist type ****
[7:38:01 PM] Brandon: i'm just waiting for the day one of my coworkers pulls out a time cube

What's all this? ^^^ And that's awesome BTW.

I don't think that you can "pull out" a time cube. I mean, if someone manufactured time cubes I'd buy one to show to people - I'm a big fan of Dr. Gene Ray, cubic and wisest human - but nobody has AFAIK. Anyway, how would you make a physical cube that only has four sides?