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The Batlord · 04-09-2015, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

Nothing makes sense in a post 9/11 world

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**Frownland** · 04-09-2015, 02:19 PM

Learn How to Piss in Your Own Mouth and Impress the Ladies With This One Weird Trick!

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 03:32 PM

Thought I'd update people about my thingies. I posted about them before but I knew something was wrong after the pain didn't go. I was on here until about 6am last Monday absolutely shitting myself and couldn't sleep, went to a walk in centre and had them examined (I had an appointment with my doctor the next day, they were fully booked but I wanted them seen to asap, I phoned the NHS and they said I should get checked out within 6 hours, so I went to the walk in centre, I was absolutely melting tbh), the nurse felt them for a good few minutes and she said it wasn't anything serious, both of my bollocks were the same size and she couldn't feel a lump, it was inflammation/infection and prescribed me some antibiotics (and suggested I go for a full STD test).

Next day I went to my GP and he said the same, been on Ciprofloxacin and the pain has gone. I've been checking my balls a lot and the left one has not got bigger. Relief is an understatement. I finish the antibiotics course this week and will go and get them checked again just to be sure, if I have any doubts my GP said he will refer me for an ultrasound.

Pet_Sounds · 04-09-2015, 03:41 PM

*MusicBanter goes silent*

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 03:42 PM

Why? Fuck all wrong with that post.

The Batlord · 04-09-2015, 03:42 PM

Thanks for that.

**Frownland** · 04-09-2015, 03:43 PM

Took some real balls to post that one mate.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Thanks for that.

No problem Twatlord.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

Took some real balls to post that one mate.

Cheers lad.

Chula Vista · 04-09-2015, 03:45 PM

Good to hear mate!

Years back I was sure I felt a lump and went in to get the boys checked out. Turns out I was feeling the remnants of my vas leftover from when I got snipped. Definitely a sigh of relief.

Remind me sometime to tell ya'll my entertaining vasectomy story. It's a doozy.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-09-2015, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Good to hear mate!

Years back I was sure I felt a lump and went in to get the boys checked out. Turns out I was feeling the remnants of my vas leftover from when I got snipped. Definitely a sigh of relief.

Remind me sometime to tell ya'll my entertaining vasectomy story. It's a doozy.

Thanks mate. Feel a lot better now

Take the piss if you want but at least check your balls MB lads.

04-09-2015, 02:19 PM	#31372 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Learn How to Piss in Your Own Mouth and Impress the Ladies With This One Weird Trick! __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2015, 03:41 PM	#31374 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	MusicBanter goes silent __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

04-09-2015, 03:43 PM	#31377 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Took some real balls to post that one mate. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

04-09-2015, 03:45 PM	#31379 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Good to hear mate! Years back I was sure I felt a lump and went in to get the boys checked out. Turns out I was feeling the remnants of my vas leftover from when I got snipped. Definitely a sigh of relief. Remind me sometime to tell ya'll my entertaining vasectomy story. It's a doozy. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

04-09-2015, 03:32 PM	#31373 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Thought I'd update people about my thingies. I posted about them before but I knew something was wrong after the pain didn't go. I was on here until about 6am last Monday absolutely shitting myself and couldn't sleep, went to a walk in centre and had them examined (I had an appointment with my doctor the next day, they were fully booked but I wanted them seen to asap, I phoned the NHS and they said I should get checked out within 6 hours, so I went to the walk in centre, I was absolutely melting tbh), the nurse felt them for a good few minutes and she said it wasn't anything serious, both of my bollocks were the same size and she couldn't feel a lump, it was inflammation/infection and prescribed me some antibiotics (and suggested I go for a full STD test). Next day I went to my GP and he said the same, been on Ciprofloxacin and the pain has gone. I've been checking my balls a lot and the left one has not got bigger. Relief is an understatement. I finish the antibiotics course this week and will go and get them checked again just to be sure, if I have any doubts my GP said he will refer me for an ultrasound.

04-09-2015, 03:42 PM	#31375 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Why? Fuck all wrong with that post.