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03-12-2015, 08:30 PM | #30922 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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Location: NJ
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Signed a lease on a new apartment today. It's about a ten minute walk from my current place so I'll still be on the Hudson next to my dirty stinking city of trash. I love it so. Much smaller apartment but much nicer building/area. Funny thing is, I'm actually paying $100 more now. Still, it's nicer so I don't mind. Plus, it's my own place so I'll be decorating the way I want to instead of having to decide with a roommate. I just stopped trying after a while.
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03-12-2015, 08:38 PM | #30923 (permalink) |
Toasted Poster
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Congrats.
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03-12-2015, 08:44 PM | #30924 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Today I was walking home with my groceries when I was confronted by two Mormons who wanted to talk to me about Jesus and underwear and all this ****. I listened to their spiel for about thirty seconds until I remembered that I had frozen foods in my bag and it was pretty hot out today. To get out of their grasp I told them "I appreciate your concern, but my love for Satan is unyielding. Loving God or Jesus is basically the only thing that I can't do." Apparently, during all that time in the temples these boys hadn't been exposed to snark and one of them seemed to be on the verge of tears. The other looked shocked and handed me a card saying "take this and we'll pray for you."
Here's a picture of my trophy:
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03-12-2015, 08:59 PM | #30926 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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03-12-2015, 09:24 PM | #30927 (permalink) | |
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03-12-2015, 09:50 PM | #30928 (permalink) | ||
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^...Not I said the spider to the fly.
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03-12-2015, 10:00 PM | #30929 (permalink) |
Remember the underscore
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My friend's grandma passed away on the weekend. She didn't want a service, but today, the family had a drop-in snack and chat thing at a bar in the afternoon. I went. A classic rock radio station was playing in the background. While I was talking to my friend and his dad, there was a brief lull in conversation. It was long enough for me to realize that, I kid you not, the radio was playing "Another One Bites the Dust". I feel bad, because I almost laughed. The room went quiet for a few minutes. Awkward.
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