I just slept for 13 hours and it was awesome.

Pancakes and bacon for breakfast I hope? (warm maple syrup is implied)

We were planning on moving into a trailer park today, but there's some weird stuff from the last one we lived in and the landlord won't let us move in.

Too bad we already said we'd be out of this hotel by today, so when they come to lock us out there's nothing we can do about that. The owners here don't like us.

lol now we can't move anywhere

That sucks Mondo. I've been having problems with my newly purchased vehicle, so I haven't been able to look into the WU thing, but as soon as I figure out what the **** is wrong with this piece of crap I bought, I'll get back on the case.

Dammit, I already flushed the radiator 3 times, due to the Dex Cool crap they had in there. Gonna go try it again today. **** Dex Cool. *******s.

I find it comical in all honesty. Like some kinda movie. I'd watch it and laugh, just needs the lighthearted feel and soundtrack

My curiosity got the best if me today and I looked up on Google "most ****ed up pictures on the Internet" anyways I found a link to 4chan and now I need to go throw up.

Curiosity killed the cat

Mist ****s up everything man.

Fuuucckk gotta fix it.

Pussy. I just did the same thing, and now I just wanna use your vomit to masturbate with.

You'll have to wait your turn