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Old 02-11-2015, 09:32 PM   #30481 (permalink)
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For a second I thought you meant you were writing an essay for her as a means of flirting. Like, she'd be flustered if you wrote an essay as a gift for her and not doing her homework or whatever your circumstances. I thought it a very odd but interesting concept. Imagine if we gave the objects of our affections essays as a means of expressing our love... wouldn't that be a weird thing? Complete with like, footnotes and a bibliography and a summary and table of contents.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:39 PM   #30482 (permalink)
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For a second I thought you meant you were writing an essay for her as a means of flirting. Like, she'd be flustered if you wrote an essay as a gift for her and not doing her homework or whatever your circumstances. I thought it a very odd but interesting concept. Imagine if we gave the objects of our affections essays as a means of expressing our love... wouldn't that be a weird thing? Complete with like, footnotes and a bibliography and a summary and table of contents.
If writing essays got me dates, I'd probably be the most popular guy in the whole school.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:44 PM   #30483 (permalink)
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If writing essays got me dates, I'd probably be the most popular guy in the whole school.
You're not allowed to date until you're older, son.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:49 PM   #30484 (permalink)
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You're not allowed to date until you're older, son.
If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:50 PM   #30485 (permalink)
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If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
Well as long as it wasn't with a girl, then it's totally fine.
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Old 02-11-2015, 09:51 PM   #30486 (permalink)
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Well as long as it wasn't with a girl, then it's totally fine.
Dead girls can't give him the clap.
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Old 02-11-2015, 10:27 PM   #30487 (permalink)
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If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
Notice, he didn't say he wasn't having sex.
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Old 02-11-2015, 10:28 PM   #30488 (permalink)
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Notice, he didn't say he wasn't having sex.
You're so silly, Uncle Batlord.
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Old 02-11-2015, 10:31 PM   #30489 (permalink)
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You're so silly, Uncle Batlord.
Hey, I'm the responsible one. I made sure he had clean needles when he was shooting up in the graveyard. What he did with the cat while he was that gone on smack is anyone's guess.
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Old 02-11-2015, 10:37 PM   #30490 (permalink)
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