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The Batlord
02-11-2015 08:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude
(Post 1550392)
For a second I thought you meant you were writing an essay for her as a means of flirting. Like, she'd be flustered if you wrote an essay as a gift for her and not doing her homework or whatever your circumstances. I thought it a very odd but interesting concept. Imagine if we gave the objects of our affections essays as a means of expressing our love... wouldn't that be a weird thing? Complete with like, footnotes and a bibliography and a summary and table of contents.
High?
Pet_Sounds
02-11-2015 08:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhateverDude
(Post 1550392)
For a second I thought you meant you were writing an essay for her as a means of flirting. Like, she'd be flustered if you wrote an essay as a gift for her and not doing her homework or whatever your circumstances. I thought it a very odd but interesting concept. Imagine if we gave the objects of our affections essays as a means of expressing our love... wouldn't that be a weird thing? Complete with like, footnotes and a bibliography and a summary and table of contents.
:laughing: If writing essays got me dates, I'd probably be the most popular guy in the whole school.
Key
02-11-2015 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1550402)
:laughing: If writing essays got me dates, I'd probably be the most popular guy in the whole school.
You're not allowed to date until you're older, son.
Pet_Sounds
02-11-2015 08:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1550405)
You're not allowed to date until you're older, son.
If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
Key
02-11-2015 08:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1550410)
If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
Well as long as it wasn't with a girl, then it's totally fine.
ladyislingering
02-11-2015 08:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1550411)
Well as long as it wasn't with a girl, then it's totally fine.
Dead girls can't give him the clap.
The Batlord
02-11-2015 09:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
(Post 1550410)
If you're wondering why why I sneaked out through my window last night, I was going to the graveyard with a dead cat. Totally wasn't because of a girl.
Notice, he didn't say he wasn't having sex.
Key
02-11-2015 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord
(Post 1550432)
Notice, he didn't say he wasn't having sex.
You're so silly, Uncle Batlord.
The Batlord
02-11-2015 09:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ki
(Post 1550436)
You're so silly, Uncle Batlord.
Hey, I'm the responsible one. I made sure he had clean needles when he was shooting up in the graveyard. What he did with the cat while he was that gone on smack is anyone's guess.
