years ago when the economy crashed I had to move into my dad's basement.

he had his own bathroom down there, which he'd use for his daily Extreme Dad Shits™.

I have heard and smelled the worst of the worst.

You should live in close quarters with my dad

His mugshot used to be there when I searched his name but I can't find it anymore

there should be some sort of patented thing that makes Dad Shits less insane.

Nah, Batlord is quite right.
I'll settle with practical redneck.

Exhibit A: Surfing in the BC backwoods:

Making music, cuddling my child and fiance. Alot of cake. Not bad

Saw 'Birdman' today. Edward Norton can do no wrong imo. Even 'Keeping the Faith' was excusable.

Fiber™?

secrets. remove. ogle. must.

dodododo
wherefindbrothers
redshoes,readytocommit.mademistake.isfool.thisisre dshoes.comein.

Did the mods send everyone else Captain Midnight decoder rings to decipher WD's posts and I just didn't get one?

quiet,dontscare.
thisisredshoes.comein.seektomorrow.maze.aka.wastef ace.akawack.akash!tfaced.