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Old 01-08-2015, 04:50 PM   #30011 (permalink)
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Seriously though, defecation goes so perfectly with a book and a cigarette.
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Old 01-08-2015, 05:11 PM   #30012 (permalink)
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Seriously though, defecation goes so perfectly with a book and a cigarette.
You ran out of toilet paper or something?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-08-2015, 05:12 PM   #30013 (permalink)
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I know that was a joke... But seriously dude. Its the best.
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Old 01-08-2015, 05:51 PM   #30014 (permalink)
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I know that was a joke... But seriously dude. Its the best.
That's what my laptop is for. Remember that, kids. If we're conversing, I'm usually either naked or taking a ****.
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Old 01-08-2015, 05:58 PM   #30015 (permalink)
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It's -3 deg F here. My whole body's numb.
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I rubbed lidocaine on my scrotum. The entire lower half of my body is numb.
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Sorry about that. But it was worth it, right?
Of course batty, you know I adore a good spanking!
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Old 01-08-2015, 06:29 PM   #30016 (permalink)
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Of course batty, you know I adore a good spanking!
You coy minx.
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:00 PM   #30017 (permalink)
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Any links on this? Wouldn't think that would be legal.
Not yet. They're shutting down next weekend too but for construction and stuff. I actually didn't know they were closed last weekend until today and there's no information about it anywhere. I think they were trying to keep it on the DL. All I know is you've gotta be one hell of a ****ing ******* to mess with that many people like that just so you can married at an SF landmark. People get hitched at the Eifel Tower, I'm sure. They don't have the whole damn place shut down just so they can feel special though.
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:29 PM   #30018 (permalink)
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Not yet. They're shutting down next weekend too but for construction and stuff. I actually didn't know they were closed last weekend until today and there's no information about it anywhere. I think they were trying to keep it on the DL. All I know is you've gotta be one hell of a ****ing ******* to mess with that many people like that just so you can married at an SF landmark. People get hitched at the Eifel Tower, I'm sure. They don't have the whole damn place shut down just so they can feel special though.
They didn't even just shut down one side and bottle neck through the other?
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Old 01-08-2015, 07:54 PM   #30019 (permalink)
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The whole thing, from what I've been told. I was working at the time and didn't catch the whole story but that's what I heard. People came in and explained what was going on because the whole staff was confused.
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The whole thing, from what I've been told. I was working at the time and didn't catch the whole story but that's what I heard. People came in and explained what was going on because the whole staff was confused.
You should have told them that you couldn't serve them because Jay-Z and Beyonce had reserved the entire restaurant to have their second child in.
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