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12-18-2014, 11:27 PM | #29721 (permalink) |
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Ran over part of my foot with the forklift today. I was lucky because only part of it got stuck under the forklift, and I was able to allow the emergency stop to take place and push it forward. Didn't lose my foot due to the awesome steel toe boots that I have, but my foot is going to be sore for a few days.
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12-19-2014, 12:59 AM | #29723 (permalink) |
Make it so
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Finished work today for the holidays and I'll go back in the new year to finish my internship. I've certainly learned a lot over these last couple of weeks. I am still waiting to get my money back from the ******* that got credit cards under my name and went crazy at a supermarket.
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12-19-2014, 08:29 AM | #29724 (permalink) | |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I also witnessed a Chief Warrant officer trying to show his troops that he could still operate a forklift, only to lose control veering into a ditch, jump out the wrong way and crush himself. He had two weeks left until retirement. I know... happy, happy, joy, joy. Glad your ok though. Merry Christmas.
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12-19-2014, 07:18 PM | #29726 (permalink) |
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there is a grocery store called bi-lo around here. i go there pretty frequently cause they have decent prices and without the hassle of going to walmart... which is like the times square of this ****ty small town.
anyway, like i said there's a store called bi-lo and i went in to get some **** and i tend to sort of zone in on whatever it is i'm looking for when i'm in any kind of store and i basically ignore everyone else unless they're a young attractive female. i mean it might be bad manners or whatever but it's just my instinct. anyway i was looking for some **** and i heard a lady say "shoe's untied hun..." but it was like cause of her southern accent and the fact that i wasnt even paying attention to her it took my brain an extra 20 seconds to register that she was talking to me. but before i even realized this she got offended and i heard her say to some old ass lady she was with: "bi-lo's gone to hell in a handbasket..." and she just sounded so southern and disappointed in society when she said it like she thought my mentality was "**** you bitch... i wear my shoes untied on purpose cause i'm one of those crazy kids" and i couldn't help but laugh once i realized what had transpired. really i didn't even register the shoes untied thing until after she said bi-lo's gone to hell in a handbasket and then that made me crack up and she looked at me like i was satan and i couldn't stop laughing as she walked away disappointed. |
12-19-2014, 09:26 PM | #29727 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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my roommates are disturbingly lazy about buying toilet paper. It's been about two weeks they've been without. Nobody else buys it but me so I just keep it in my room and blablabla. As a prank I deliberately didn't wash my hands after making brownies/chocolate sauce/a bunch of chocolate stuff and have been making my chocolaty whereabouts known with fingerprints et al around the house that look kinda... poopy.
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12-19-2014, 09:26 PM | #29728 (permalink) |
Remember the underscore
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My pet of almost ten years passed away this summer, but today I had the urge to replace her. Went down to my LFS and picked out a beauty, only the size of a loonie. It's going to be fun to watch her grow to six inches in height.
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12-19-2014, 09:28 PM | #29729 (permalink) | |
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Congrats on the new buddy.
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