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Old 12-18-2014, 01:18 PM   #29711 (permalink)
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Came closer to getting into a car accident this morning that I ever have before. Dark, 7 AM, barely awake, pouring rain, yellow light, guy in front of me speeds up to beat it, looks like I've got the room to make it with him so I go for it, he chokes at last second and slams on the brakes, I **** a thousand suns, slam on my breaks at 30 km/h maybe 40, useless in the pouring rain, I slide and swerve like a mother****er, miss him by barely a foot, CCR blasting on the tape deck. The brain does funny **** in a panic, the adrenaline didn't hit until I was stopped, while I was sliding towards him I was cool as a cat, completely focused on controlling the slide. Totally my mistake, should never try to be the second vehicle speeding through a yellow.

Can't wait to never do that again.
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Old 12-18-2014, 02:22 PM   #29712 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, but I chuckled at the image of a guy swerving abruptly at a light with "Down on the Corner" playing in the background.
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Old 12-18-2014, 04:29 PM   #29713 (permalink)
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Dark, barely awake, pouring rain, yellow light, guy in front of me speeds up to beat it, looks like I've got the room to make it with him so I go for it.
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Old 12-18-2014, 04:31 PM   #29714 (permalink)
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Ironically it happened during the fast section of Ramble Tamble, which was actually extremely fitting lol.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, DOWN THE ROAD I GO".
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Old 12-18-2014, 04:31 PM   #29715 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, but I chuckled at the image of a guy swerving abruptly at a light with "Down on the Corner" playing in the background.
More like "Who'll Stop the Rain". Nomsayin'?
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:13 PM   #29716 (permalink)
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Officially cleared by the FBI for super secret investment/financial stuff ☺. Damn... Really does feel good to be a gangsta. Hello, $15 an hour for an entry level position.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:15 PM   #29717 (permalink)
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Officially cleared by the FBI for super secret investment/financial stuff ☺. Damn... Really does feel good to be a gangsta. Hello, $15 an hour for an entry level position.
If you were a gangsta I imagine you wouldn't have passed. This just makes you look lame.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:24 PM   #29718 (permalink)
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I honestly can't think of anyone less gangsta than Carpe atm. Also, I find it funny that autocorrect doesn't correct gangsta.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:24 PM   #29719 (permalink)
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There's a difference between dumbass criminal trash who has strikes on their record and a gangsta. Real gangstas are clean.
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Old 12-18-2014, 05:33 PM   #29720 (permalink)
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I would also say that talking about "super secret investment/financial stuff" on an internet forum doesn't exactly make you good FBI either.
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