Came closer to getting into a car accident this morning that I ever have before. Dark, 7 AM, barely awake, pouring rain, yellow light, guy in front of me speeds up to beat it, looks like I've got the room to make it with him so I go for it, he chokes at last second and slams on the brakes, I **** a thousand suns, slam on my breaks at 30 km/h maybe 40, useless in the pouring rain, I slide and swerve like a mother****er, miss him by barely a foot, CCR blasting on the tape deck. The brain does funny **** in a panic, the adrenaline didn't hit until I was stopped, while I was sliding towards him I was cool as a cat, completely focused on controlling the slide. Totally my mistake, should never try to be the second vehicle speeding through a yellow.

Can't wait to never do that again.

^
I'm sorry, but I chuckled at the image of a guy swerving abruptly at a light with "Down on the Corner" playing in the background.

Ironically it happened during the fast section of Ramble Tamble, which was actually extremely fitting lol.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, DOWN THE ROAD I GO".

More like "Who'll Stop the Rain". Nomsayin'?

Officially cleared by the FBI for super secret investment/financial stuff ☺. Damn... Really does feel good to be a gangsta. Hello, $15 an hour for an entry level position.

If you were a gangsta I imagine you wouldn't have passed. This just makes you look lame.

I honestly can't think of anyone less gangsta than Carpe atm. Also, I find it funny that autocorrect doesn't correct gangsta.

There's a difference between dumbass criminal trash who has strikes on their record and a gangsta. Real gangstas are clean.

I would also say that talking about "super secret investment/financial stuff" on an internet forum doesn't exactly make you good FBI either.