Your Day

Thelonious Monkey · 12-14-2014, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

* You're.

Lke i giv a fuk.

Plankton · 12-14-2014, 08:28 AM

Today, we drop off presents at the GF's brothers house. She's one of 7 children in her immediate family, and the only one without kids of her own. The rest have either 2 or 3, and some even have grandchildren. It's a HUGE family, and a lot of work goes into getting things ready for the Xmas celebration, which will be next Saturday. I'll usually help when I can, but it's always fun to just get drunk and watch everyone else run around like headless chickens.

Dance for me bitches.

Grogsy · 12-15-2014, 07:13 PM

I'm back home now after working for weeks up in the Northern Territory. I haven't watched TV or been on the internet (other than for work) in that time so it's good to be back in the comfort of home though the work up there was interesting.

Carpe Mortem · 12-15-2014, 07:46 PM

So this being the main 'social' thread, I need more comedians in my library. What would you recommend for a fan of Jim Breuer, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Murphy, Jim Galifininikakkikis, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Louis C.K., and George Carlin?

GuD · 12-15-2014, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Carpe Mortem

Jim Galifininikakkikis

**Frownland** · 12-15-2014, 09:51 PM

>Make myself a bomb grilled sandwich for lunch.
>As I'm eating this sandwich, my roommate gives me **** about not cleaning his pan that I used to cook the sandwich he can clearly see I am eating.
>I tell him in the future give me ten minutes to eat but I'll take care of it.
>All of his dishes have disappeared from the cupboards.

****in white people.

The Batlord · 12-15-2014, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

>Make myself a bomb grilled sandwich for lunch.
>As I'm eating this sandwich, my roommate gives me **** about not cleaning his pan that I used to cook the sandwich he can clearly see I am eating.
>I tell him in the future give me ten minutes to eat but I'll take care of it.
>All of his dishes have disappeared from the cupboards.

****in white people.

Next time just make the grilled cheese right on the stove.

**Frownland** · 12-15-2014, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Next time just make the grilled cheese right on the stove.

I could, but I think I'll just use one of the other pans.

The Batlord · 12-15-2014, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

I could, but I think I'll just use one of the other pans.

How is that spiteful?

**Frownland** · 12-15-2014, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

How is that spiteful?

****in white people.

12-14-2014, 08:28 AM	#29682 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Today, we drop off presents at the GF's brothers house. She's one of 7 children in her immediate family, and the only one without kids of her own. The rest have either 2 or 3, and some even have grandchildren. It's a HUGE family, and a lot of work goes into getting things ready for the Xmas celebration, which will be next Saturday. I'll usually help when I can, but it's always fun to just get drunk and watch everyone else run around like headless chickens. Dance for me bitches. __________________ See location...

12-15-2014, 07:46 PM	#29684 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	So this being the main 'social' thread, I need more comedians in my library. What would you recommend for a fan of Jim Breuer, Steven Wright, Mitch Hedberg, Eddie Murphy, Jim Galifininikakkikis, Richard Pryor, Ron White, Louis C.K., and George Carlin? __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

12-15-2014, 09:51 PM	#29686 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	>Make myself a bomb grilled sandwich for lunch. >As I'm eating this sandwich, my roommate gives me ** about not cleaning his pan that I used to cook the sandwich he can clearly see I am eating. >I tell him in the future give me ten minutes to eat but I'll take care of it. >All of his dishes have disappeared from the cupboards. *in white people. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

12-15-2014, 07:13 PM	#29683 (permalink)
Grogsy Groupie Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Between the ocean and the mountains. Posts: 19	I'm back home now after working for weeks up in the Northern Territory. I haven't watched TV or been on the internet (other than for work) in that time so it's good to be back in the comfort of home though the work up there was interesting.