Plankton

Wait... you have a car? They let you drive?

...and why is vaseline so cheap?

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The Batlord

Why would I buy vaseline? I'm perfectly fine making a dry run... if you know what I mean.

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Ninetales

dawg why do you keep pennies in the first place

Pet_Sounds

The fact that we don't have pennies makes us obviously superior to the Americans.

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Zhanteimi

I know, right. I was surprised we had three girls in a row, but when the fourth one came along, I just thought I could only make girls. So when the fifth and sixth were girls, I wasn't at all surprised. Imagine my shock when the doctor told us we were going to have a boy. Things kinda clicked in my mind, and I saw my shared life with my wife as a storybook, where we have this idyllic family (which we do) and then along comes a seventh (numinous) child, and it's a son. Amazing!

This is the last child for us, though, since my darling's labor was so hard. She's 40 after all. Everyone assumed I was crying because I was happy about the imminent birth of our child, but in fact, I was sad to see my darling suffering so much. She is, indeed, the most wonderful woman in the world!

Chula Vista

Between 6 sisters and your wife you are going to have your job cut out for you in making sure your boy doesn't get too swept up in too much girl stuff!

I grew up in a house as the only dude with two adult woman and 3 girls. It was rough at times.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

GuD

Nonsense! There is literally no such thing.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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ladyislingering

Glad to know I wasn't the only person who read that and my eyes immediately rolled so far back in my head that I doubted they'd return.

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Pet_Sounds

My dad knew a guy who grew up with five sisters. Apparently, he knows everything about women -- basically plays upon them like stringed instruments. Sisters do have some advantages.

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GuD

I've always found the company of women much preferable to that of men. Being around guys usually makes me feel tense and uncomfortable even if I think they're really cool.

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc