Hell, just make it an even 10. You might as well if you already have more than 6 kids.

Catholics though, they really just can't keep that door shut, even if they tried. Although I've met a protestant chick that did not abide by her parents rules whatsoever. She was an anarchist, and suffice to say she loved sex. I dugged the hell out of her.

I do love the Catholic doctrine that all you have to do to be saved is to accept Jesus as your savior, whereas Protestants require good behavior as well. Even devout Catholics can throw down when it's time to party. Just be sure to say your Ave Marias the next day.

I was one time asked if I was catholic and I said yes and she then proceeded to ask if I accepted Jesus as my savior and I said "yeah, i'm working on that". The look on her face, priceless.

Management just passed a rule that we can't use our personal music devices (even with one earbud) during our maintenance before the store opens.

This really blows.

So dumb... was someone abusing an iphone or something and just fucking off instead of working?

I ****ing hate supermarkets. I went into Food Lion about thirty minutes ago to use the Coinstar (exchanges pocket change for a voucher you can redeem at the cashier) to turn a ****load of pennies into real money. With voucher in hand I get into the only lane open, and there was a woman in front of me who I shall henceforth refer to as Snaggletooth Brokeass.

Snaggletooth Brokeass was the only other person in line, and she didn't have too much in her cart, so I'm like "All right, this won't take that long." But of course, she only had money for about half of her groceries. The next ten or fifteen minutes was her removing stuff from the counter, seeing how much that took off from her total, removing more stuff, putting stuff back on, removing yet more stuff, etc, etc, etc.

I don't know who probably hated Snaggletooth Brokeass more: the cashier, for having to deal with such a moron, or myself, for having to wait so ****ing long in line just for $1.27, but I do know that it's a very good thing neither of us had a gun.

You went to the supermarket to achieve the grand total of $1.27?

whos the real snaggletooth brokeass in that story??

lol we technically aren't allowed to use them either for 'safety' reasons cause there are forklifts and **** driving around. but i work unloading trucks so the majority of my time is spent inside the back of a trailer by myself where a forklift would really have to go out of its way to hit me. so i basically just take it off whenever i leave the trailer.

the supervisors see me and they basically just say don't let certain other people see me. basically in so many words they are saying we don't really give a **** that you're breaking the rules but if you get caught we will have to throw you under the bus.

it's funny to me how so many corporate rules are not really observed in the workplace and actually exist just as a shield against liability in the case of any accidents.

What else was I gonna do with a big pile 'o pennies?

My toothses are perfectly fine, and I at least have the self-respect not to hold up a line while broadcasting to all the world just how broke I am. If that was me, I'd have just taken off as much as I needed to, paid with my head held down in shame, and scurried off to my car as fast as I could, making eye contact with no one.