I am not in high school doll... I'm 30 so I'm a late bloomer, what can I say, I wanted to drink, do drugs, and **** off in my 20's.... so I did.

Umm probably this weekend when I go as Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean this weekend. I have to go in my uniform though and put on my costume when I get there (if it leaves the store I'd have to fire myself for theft.) ;)

ugh

So I got home from work today and my dog's eye is all swollen. I'm hella worried, she hits her head on stuff all the ****ing time so I'm hoping it's just that but ahhhhh maybe it's an infection? I got hella baked omw home I don't wanna be that guy at the vet who's hella stoned all like hurdurrr my dog's eye is swollen she hits her head on stuff a lot can you tell me if she's gonna be okay or if she's got an infection?

Oh yeah.

My boss's ****ing idiot mom threw away my timecard for the passed 10 days. klanfjkabkufa

I work for people meant to staff McDonalds restaurants and service cars at a gas stations.

Whatever happened with doing your own thing after hours?

Boss ain't havin it. There's no way to say it without sounding like a douche so I'll just go ahead and be a douche for a minute- I kinda make the rest of the staff there look bad. I'm proud to admit it, I'm good at my job when I'm at my best and this place is really way far beneath me. Every time I've ever 'done my own thing' there it's pretty obvious that it makes my boss self conscious. I've brought in sauces, soups, baked goods, various side dishes, etc on my own expense off and on over the years I've been there and been met with unanimous approval. Honestly I think he's just too proud to let me take over completely which makes sense- I would be too. I really would love to just have my own spot like he does but just run it the way I want to and serve food and beverages that meet my standards. Fvck off with the goddamn neon orange tomatoes already. Honestly. Who wants that?

Anyways... Corona's fine. I was scared shttless. The staff there were total badasses I pretty much just fawned all over one of the secretaries really just verbally beating the living daylights out of my credit provider's customer service department (they deserve it, they're ****ing horrible). Turns out Corona had an allergic reaction to something. A 285$ allergic reaction to something. I can pay it off as like 45$/mo over 6months but still, damn bro. Damn glad my baby's okay though, much rather her safe and healthy.

Im helping my sister move today along with her grumpy f*ck of a husband..

im already dreading doing it cause i know he's gonna complain all the way through.

aw geez

so we've got this one customer at work. nothing. is ever. good enough. for her. I don't know why she keeps coming back. Honestly I'm right there with her, some of the stuff that goes out on plates is just humiliating to me but it's not in my power to correct it. But, she just rose such a stink today about how her ****ing bagel wasn't perfectly toasted and kankjajajajbfakjsdlkalnknasafsd. I hate her stupid face. She strikes me as the type of person who's always been complimented and was probably very attractive in her youth but now... her voice (she's an opera singer) is failing and her looks are gone and she's just bitter that no one pays attention to her anymore. It would be sad if she wasn't such a royal pain in the ****ing ass about every goddamn thing.

/endrant

Maybe her bagel would be more to her liking if you kicked around the floor for a while before toasting it.

Don't encourage him. He already spits in drinks.

That is the only thing I don't like about you WD! /shameonyou

:D

I've probably done worse.

I don't like you anyway. :finger: