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09-21-2014, 12:28 AM | #28891 (permalink) |
An Butthole
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Someone's Backyard
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Went out on my date, got drunk, smoked up, found out she has a kid for sure (Which I was almost certain). It was really awkward at first, all her friends were on Molly, and they were trying to get me to open up, I had a few beers and fit right in. Made a few friends, hugged cool people, took cute asian chick behind the venue and made out with her, had a really mutual talk about what we were looking for and saying to each other that we were cute.
Some guy that played (was the guy I saw play when I came in) got drunk as ****, called the bartender a ****, get kicked out, snuck back in again, get in a fight with the bouncer, punched a flowershop window and then his girlfriend. It was mad sketchy, but I enjoyed myself and now have a chick I may continue to go out with. It was a crazy night, and a pretty good one, I really hope I see that chick again. |
09-21-2014, 01:29 AM | #28895 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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It probably just needs to play with a toy.
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09-21-2014, 02:54 AM | #28896 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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work went
hard worked weeds homes burrrs homes dog walks, half hours only buzzed, barely tipped- socially acceptable amount of protection for four legged furry fellow more accurately my own daughter DOG WALKED DOG FED PURRRTY TURRRRMMMMMMMEEEEE WEEDS!!! BOOZES!!!! COPS!!!! Yeah seriously I was escorted off the trains about 4 times. COOLGURRRLLLL KNEW FIDLAR LYRICS "WOKE UP SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE GOT DRUNK AND BARFED ON MY SHADOW I DONT EVER WANNA GOOOOO OOOO OOOOOO FUN TIMES TIMESFUN Many highfives. DONE BEEN RECORDED. VIRAL VIDEO OF WD ARGUABLY PLAUSIBLE
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09-21-2014, 03:02 AM | #28898 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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^^^
On a side note. I actually listened to a bit of FIDLAR the other day. Pretty fun.
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09-21-2014, 06:35 AM | #28899 (permalink) |
Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Well, my new pussy has already given birth, so it might be a bit late for that (barbed penises and all).
It needs to play with a big, throbbing man cock.
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