Went out on my date, got drunk, smoked up, found out she has a kid for sure (Which I was almost certain). It was really awkward at first, all her friends were on Molly, and they were trying to get me to open up, I had a few beers and fit right in. Made a few friends, hugged cool people, took cute asian chick behind the venue and made out with her, had a really mutual talk about what we were looking for and saying to each other that we were cute.

Some guy that played (was the guy I saw play when I came in) got drunk as ****, called the bartender a ****, get kicked out, snuck back in again, get in a fight with the bouncer, punched a flowershop window and then his girlfriend. It was mad sketchy, but I enjoyed myself and now have a chick I may continue to go out with.

It was a crazy night, and a pretty good one, I really hope I see that chick again.

Congrats to Seq and Vanilla on their new pussies!

:laughing:

My old one was getting boring.

Don't let this one get destroyed :P

It probably just needs to play with a toy.

work went
hard worked
weeds homes
burrrs homes
dog walks, half hours
only buzzed, barely tipped-
socially acceptable amount of protection for four legged furry fellow more accurately my own daughter
DOG WALKED
DOG FED
PURRRTY TURRRRMMMMMMMEEEEE
WEEDS!!!
BOOZES!!!!
COPS!!!!
Yeah seriously I was escorted off the trains about 4 times.
COOLGURRRLLLL KNEW FIDLAR LYRICS
"WOKE UP SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE
GOT DRUNK AND BARFED ON MY SHADOW
I DONT EVER WANNA GOOOOO OOOO OOOOOO

FUN TIMES
TIMESFUN

Many highfives.

DONE BEEN RECORDED.
VIRAL VIDEO OF WD ARGUABLY PLAUSIBLE

THIS IS ME BRAGGING HULLAH HURDDD BECAUSE MUH LUFF SUH GUHD



heeeeeeeeeeeeeeheheheeehee

^^^

On a side note. I actually listened to a bit of FIDLAR the other day. Pretty fun.

Well, my new pussy has already given birth, so it might be a bit late for that (barbed penises and all).

It needs to play with a big, throbbing man cock.

My cats prefer a laser pointer.