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09-17-2014, 01:08 PM | #28881 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Depends on the weather.
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09-17-2014, 03:50 PM | #28882 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Grandmother logic: grandson doesn't answer his phone = dead
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09-17-2014, 03:52 PM | #28883 (permalink) | ||
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absolutely, because the alternative is that you just don't want to talk to nana....
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09-17-2014, 04:14 PM | #28884 (permalink) |
An Butthole
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Slept on a bench for 20 minutes because no sleep, two officers roll up in their suv's and walk towards me asking if I was drunk or homeless.
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09-17-2014, 04:21 PM | #28885 (permalink) | |
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Or that I was blasting death metal at neighbor-hating volume and just didn't hear my phone. I'm sure my grandmother would understand.
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09-17-2014, 04:29 PM | #28886 (permalink) | |||
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I mean ........wow... I feel my brain bending....
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09-17-2014, 04:34 PM | #28887 (permalink) |
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She's a womanowar.
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09-17-2014, 04:37 PM | #28888 (permalink) | |
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She's far too sweet a little old lady to have a grandson as douchey as me. She wouldn't even mock your overuse of spaces and periods.
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09-18-2014, 04:57 PM | #28889 (permalink) |
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I adopted a cat today, her name is summer! I will post pictures soon. She's sooooo adorable. Life is complete.
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09-18-2014, 09:18 PM | #28890 (permalink) | |
Dude... What?
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AWMAWGAWD AWMAWGAWD AWMAWGAWD PICSS!!!!! Cats are adorable. Much envy. I can't wait to find a place that I can have both Corona and a cat in. Today I went shopping. It was a surreal experience. I do not shop often. But, I have some money saved up and since most of my clothes are thrashed I figured I should get some new ones. Sweet kicks, seriously- ****in sweet new kicks. I wanted to get another pair- Vans has these lepoard print flats that were pretty damn cool but too expensive. I got three new shirts that are totally awesome. I got 2 new cookbooks- one is a bunch of vegan-ized African, African-American, and Brazilian dishes (some Spanish stuff in there too) and the other is just a detailed account of traditional Italian vegetables- different varieties of eggplants or artichokes and whathaveyou. Cool stuff. And I got new wheels for my skateboard because the ones I have now are great, but just not what I need. They're those little extra firm, extra light ones that are great for tricks but terrible for cruisin'. Ima cruiser. OH. And so while shopping at the Vans store these little kids kept following around asking if I was their PaPa. It was both adorable and, after I told them no, heartbreaking.
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