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Old 08-30-2014, 02:58 PM   #28731 (permalink)
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She still doesn't know where it is happening though so the surprise is still alive but you can go home if you want.
Well no reason to waste this delicious cake that may or may not have a stripper inside it.
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Old 08-30-2014, 04:24 PM   #28732 (permalink)
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Well now you've ruined the surprise. Damn it. Guess i'll go home now.
Why you are the only person that showed...
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 08-30-2014, 06:40 PM   #28733 (permalink)
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Why you are the only person that showed...
I would come to your party too but im afraid you'll yell at me..
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Old 08-30-2014, 08:20 PM   #28734 (permalink)
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Today is the day I had reservations to celebrate ass..
I don't know why people didn't want to come. I don't know how an ass celebration party would go, but I imagine it would pretty memorable.
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Old 08-30-2014, 08:25 PM   #28735 (permalink)
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Today would have been an excellent day to celebrate the summer of ass ending.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 08-30-2014, 08:34 PM   #28736 (permalink)
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I don't know why people didn't want to come. I don't know how an ass celebration party would go, but I imagine it would pretty memorable.
I imagine it would have alot of twerking so count me in.

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Old 08-30-2014, 10:48 PM   #28737 (permalink)
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Someone was shooting up in the bathroom today at my store.

I also assisted someone who was clearly too baked to choose between a few totally inane books for her unborn grandchild.

And one of my managers was beyond cranky today because half our team is lazy and lacks focus most of the time.

To top it all off, tomorrow is one of two consecutive sale days. By the looks of our team at hand, I just want to sit down and cry.
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Old 08-30-2014, 11:53 PM   #28738 (permalink)
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Today is the day I had reservations to celebrate ass..
Whoohooo! Best birthday ever! I never miss a chance to celebrate that.

We share a birthday Roxy, if in fact today is yours too. Not much left of it right now since it's almost midnight, but have a very Happy Birthday and many more my birthday sharing friend.
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Old 08-31-2014, 12:19 AM   #28739 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2014, 12:22 AM   #28740 (permalink)
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got baked after work
got ****faced after work
work was boring

almost got arrested

I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S SODA POP
*pulls out of brown bag*

WELL IT MIGHT AS WELL BE

*officer sniffs bottles*

I MIGHTA PUT SOME WHISKEY IN IT

*officer shakes his head and dumps out my 32oz cider with a halfie of whiskey in it*

GO HOME, KID

YOU GO HOME, KID

And that is how WD almost got arrested tonight. After many apologies I managed to get off scott-free.
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