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**Janszoon** · 08-25-2014, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think the real issue is, why was she jerking with a phone in her hand?

Sometimes it's more convenient than watching videos on a laptop.

**Goofle** · 08-25-2014, 04:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I'm not even ashamed of how much I love the Bay City Rollers. That's awesome, dude.

Whigfield

Plankton · 08-25-2014, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

So yesterday, my GF gets a call from an old friend, which didn't really concern me much. She's talking the usual BS when all of a sudden I overhear her mention a name. The name of a person I vowed I would destroy if I ever see him again in person. This person was the BF of my daughters Mother, and tried making sexual advances to my daughter when she was 15. He's my age. I hadn't seen him since before the incident. So anyway, I tell my GF that if he were to show up, there will be blood. Her friend says "No, he's with me right now, but I'll drop him off before I come over" as I'm pleading with my GF to just drop the whole thing. This ****head shows up by himself, and I'm thinking things are ok... until I go outside and see the other ****head sitting in the passenger seat of other said ****heads car. I lost it.

The windows were down, so I stuck my head in the drivers side window. I asked him wtf he was doing around here, and he starts to try and tell me that he never touched my daughter and that I'm angry over nothing. Keep in mind that this ****head has done similar things to my friends daughters too. So, I tell him "You better get out of the car" (so at least he can have a fighting chance), and he proceeds to keep telling me he did nothing. I walk around to the passenger side, and tell him again "Get the **** out of the car" repeatedly.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the eye.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the face

"BAM! BAM! BAM!" "Get the **** out of the car!"

By this time, he's curled up in the passenger seat in the fetal position. So, I try to bust his kneecap. Bad idea. I almost busted my knuckle.

He's a bit bloody, and I reach in and tell him to "NEVER EVER **** With My Daughter" as I walk inside and proceed to tear into his friend who had no idea what had just went down outside.

They leave in a flurry of tire spin as ****head #1 tells ****head #2 to "Just shut up, we need to get out of here".

A little while later, the cops come by. I listen to the story they had been given by FH#1 & 2, and tell them "Yes, that was me." So, they put me in cuffs. I tell them what had really happened while at the station. They give me the royal treatment, and commend me for sticking up for my daughter as well as the others that have been groped. I make bond, and as the cops were escorting me out into the front lobby, they asked me "Was it worth it?"

"Absolutely"

Just got back from court for this. 4 months supervision, 5 days community service. The piece of shit actually had the balls to show up. smh

**Frownland** · 08-25-2014, 05:26 PM

I took my dog Zappa for a ten mile walk today, and he's so tired I had to wake him up to feed him. He would jump out of a ten story building if he heard someone putting food in his bowl on the street below. After he was done eating he fell asleep right next to his bowl. Poor guy.

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2014, 05:42 PM

How are you still standing? !^

Mondo Bungle · 08-25-2014, 05:48 PM

Last Saturday I walked up and down a mountain, across Carson City, NV like 4 times (as in, walked from one end to the other and back twice), and a bunch of odd other walking, getting lost etc. It had to have been around 50 miles cumulatively.

**Frownland** · 08-25-2014, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

How are you still standing? !^

Like Mondo I'm a trooper. Plus I had a lot of steam to blow off so that made it easier.

RoxyRollah · 08-25-2014, 06:30 PM

pyscho westies!

**Frownland** · 08-25-2014, 07:20 PM

Left Coast represent

GuD · 08-25-2014, 08:21 PM

Hung out with my mom and her girlfriend yesterday. Girlfriend got ****faced and tried to start a fight again. They've been taking care of my dog the passed week because I don't think she's safe around my housemate. It's been stressful for them. But seriously, this is ridiculous. This happens all the damn time. Annie, the girlfriend, is a wonderful person. But, like me, she drinks too much and "changes"- you see a part of her that she obviously has to suppress. She's constantly causing problems after she drinks, apparently the cops showed up at one point. There's a hole in the wall of my mom's apartment...

I took my dog back today. I'm worried about her, about my mom, about Annie... a lot of things. I've agreed to give therapy an honest shot again... didn't last long last time. I'm really happy to have my dog back. And. I'm talking to my boss about making me sort of a co-owner. The shops is closed for 5-6 serviceable hours a day and we're going to discuss me using his space to do my own, separate food service. Pretty exciting.

I had my back turned to a couple customers while I was busy and they referred to me as "Miss" and then "Ma'am".

08-25-2014, 05:26 PM	#28684 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I took my dog Zappa for a ten mile walk today, and he's so tired I had to wake him up to feed him. He would jump out of a ten story building if he heard someone putting food in his bowl on the street below. After he was done eating he fell asleep right next to his bowl. Poor guy. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-25-2014, 07:20 PM	#28689 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Left Coast represent __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-25-2014, 08:21 PM	#28690 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Hung out with my mom and her girlfriend yesterday. Girlfriend got ****faced and tried to start a fight again. They've been taking care of my dog the passed week because I don't think she's safe around my housemate. It's been stressful for them. But seriously, this is ridiculous. This happens all the damn time. Annie, the girlfriend, is a wonderful person. But, like me, she drinks too much and "changes"- you see a part of her that she obviously has to suppress. She's constantly causing problems after she drinks, apparently the cops showed up at one point. There's a hole in the wall of my mom's apartment... I took my dog back today. I'm worried about her, about my mom, about Annie... a lot of things. I've agreed to give therapy an honest shot again... didn't last long last time. I'm really happy to have my dog back. And. I'm talking to my boss about making me sort of a co-owner. The shops is closed for 5-6 serviceable hours a day and we're going to discuss me using his space to do my own, separate food service. Pretty exciting. I had my back turned to a couple customers while I was busy and they referred to me as "Miss" and then "Ma'am". __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc