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08-15-2014, 07:49 AM | #28612 (permalink) |
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Yesterday I had Roto-Rooter come and pump out my septic/sewer system. Gross! When he popped the lid off the main tank the surface was covered with seeds! He said, "maybe you should cut down on the zucchini." They acted like they enjoyed their work, I was almost heaving.
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08-15-2014, 08:24 AM | #28613 (permalink) | |
The Sexual Intellectual
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08-15-2014, 08:45 AM | #28614 (permalink) | ||
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08-15-2014, 09:34 PM | #28615 (permalink) |
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LOL I just sold two tickets for my band's show to two Jehovas Witnesses. I told them we were a folk band that played Christian themed music before I even realized they were missionaries. Those kids are going to be in for a surprise.
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08-15-2014, 09:45 PM | #28616 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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08-16-2014, 10:07 AM | #28619 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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The Chicago Air and Water Show is today. I'd like to go, but I have a few jobs I need to take care of, and it's supposed to rain.
Storms in the forecast for Air and Water Show - Chicago Tribune Aaron Waters Show is also a thing, but not to be confused.
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08-16-2014, 07:57 PM | #28620 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
Join Date: Oct 2013
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Pretty much had the finest customer ever walk in today and she totally- yes, totally- winked and smiled at me. I got a little weak at the knees. Crimson red hair, big blueish green eyes, dimples, freckles, pursed lips and just the most seductive smile I think I ever did see in my humble allegedly 22 years.
Hope she comes back soon when we're not slammed so I can GET THOSE DIGITS. I mean damn. I think she might be a bit older than me but if my history is any indication I guess I'm kinda into that.
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