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Old 07-13-2014, 05:35 PM   #28321 (permalink)
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I appreciate the support guys and gals, but I'm really not a violent person and it's got me a bit off kilter. I know where this ****tard lives and pass by his parents house (yeah, he's 47 and living with his parents, and I won't go into all the other ****) every day on my way to and from work, but I've just managed to avoid him for 5 years. I didn't really want to cause him any physical harm, but just wanted to scare the crap out of him. Something in me snapped as he was smirking trying to weave his weasely little yarn. Kind of like Ralphie with Scut Farkas.

I'm not even letting my daughter know about it... yet. I need to sort some things out in my head first. I teach compassion and understanding, not violence and revenge.
Well, it sounds like mission the **** accomplished. I hope you had a beer and a blow job when you got home.
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Old 07-13-2014, 05:49 PM   #28322 (permalink)
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I appreciate the support guys and gals, but I'm really not a violent person and it's got me a bit off kilter. I know where this ****tard lives and pass by his parents house (yeah, he's 47 and living with his parents, and I won't go into all the other ****) every day on my way to and from work, but I've just managed to avoid him for 5 years. I didn't really want to cause him any physical harm, but just wanted to scare the crap out of him. Something in me snapped as he was smirking trying to weave his weasely little yarn. Kind of like Ralphie with Scut Farkas.

I'm not even letting my daughter know about it... yet. I need to sort some things out in my head first. I teach compassion and understanding, not violence and revenge.
And my mad respect for you keeps on growing. Didn't even know that was possible until this post.
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:56 PM   #28323 (permalink)
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So yesterday, my GF gets a call from an old friend, which didn't really concern me much. She's talking the usual BS when all of a sudden I overhear her mention a name. The name of a person I vowed I would destroy if I ever see him again in person. This person was the BF of my daughters Mother, and tried making sexual advances to my daughter when she was 15. He's my age. I hadn't seen him since before the incident. So anyway, I tell my GF that if he were to show up, there will be blood. Her friend says "No, he's with me right now, but I'll drop him off before I come over" as I'm pleading with my GF to just drop the whole thing. This ****head shows up by himself, and I'm thinking things are ok... until I go outside and see the other ****head sitting in the passenger seat of other said ****heads car. I lost it.

The windows were down, so I stuck my head in the drivers side window. I asked him wtf he was doing around here, and he starts to try and tell me that he never touched my daughter and that I'm angry over nothing. Keep in mind that this ****head has done similar things to my friends daughters too. So, I tell him "You better get out of the car" (so at least he can have a fighting chance), and he proceeds to keep telling me he did nothing. I walk around to the passenger side, and tell him again "Get the **** out of the car" repeatedly.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the eye.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the face

"BAM! BAM! BAM!" "Get the **** out of the car!"

By this time, he's curled up in the passenger seat in the fetal position. So, I try to bust his kneecap. Bad idea. I almost busted my knuckle.

He's a bit bloody, and I reach in and tell him to "NEVER EVER **** With My Daughter" as I walk inside and proceed to tear into his friend who had no idea what had just went down outside.

They leave in a flurry of tire spin as ****head #1 tells ****head #2 to "Just shut up, we need to get out of here".

A little while later, the cops come by. I listen to the story they had been given by FH#1 & 2, and tell them "Yes, that was me." So, they put me in cuffs. I tell them what had really happened while at the station. They give me the royal treatment, and commend me for sticking up for my daughter as well as the others that have been groped. I make bond, and as the cops were escorting me out into the front lobby, they asked me "Was it worth it?"

"Absolutely"
I don't support violence but dude, that was ****ing well played. That guy needed a wake up call. I'm glad the cops were sweet about it. Do you know if you will be charged with anything?

Exo sorry to hear about the lady, what a shocking situation.
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Old 07-14-2014, 02:51 AM   #28324 (permalink)
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I just saw a picture of one of the guys from Fallout Boy wearing a Manowar shirt. I will now learn to like Fallout Boy even if it kills me.
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Old 07-14-2014, 02:59 AM   #28325 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2014, 09:03 AM   #28326 (permalink)
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I don't support violence but dude, that was ****ing well played. That guy needed a wake up call. I'm glad the cops were sweet about it. Do you know if you will be charged with anything?

Exo sorry to hear about the lady, what a shocking situation.
I'm charged with battery. The police didn't really want to charge me with anything, but they had to since there was already a complaint filed, and I owned up to it, and I believe he even went to the hospital. The thing is, this waste of oxygen probably won't even show up in court. Even if he does, I really don't care. I'll take whatever penalty/fine that comes with it.
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Old 07-14-2014, 09:38 AM   #28327 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2014, 09:42 AM   #28328 (permalink)
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Dooood!

I have that same shirt!
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Old 07-14-2014, 09:44 AM   #28329 (permalink)
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Dooood!

I have that same shirt!

Doooood....


THAT IS YOUR SHIRT! BWAhahahahahaha
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Old 07-14-2014, 10:01 AM   #28330 (permalink)
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THAT IS YOUR SHIRT! BWAhahahahahaha
Keep it. My gift to you. Besides, the pit stains will probably never wash out.
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