You should have blown her mind by letting her know that there are also wild rabbits in New York.

We have a big storm coming. Got my candles and torch ready. Phone is on charge. Playing my recently bought Massive Attack CD Heligoland whoop.

Yeah dude, that's what I was thinking. She kept shouting in that awful unbearable accent 'Theah's fawkin rabbits everywhere, I feehl lock I'm heelbilly n ****!'

My boyfriend thought it was hilarious. I wanted her the hell out of my state.

Just had to loan my Mother 400 dollars. 2 for rent and 2 for car tags. **** you Obama.

Got given a position in Bodycare full time. 16 hours a week (I do 40 now) and slightly over double the wage. I will be able to do a fair bit of over-time, meaning I will make more money for less hours, and have a lot more free-time.

The boss decided this was the time to tell me how many problems she had with me and how I have shown no interest in the job... despite working my ass off for over a year, without any sick days or customer complaints. For basically peanuts.

She's a complete b*tch.

Its cause you wont shave your head....

^ This plus she knows you are a Lana fanboy.

Of all places, Bodycare would be the least flattering were I to shave it off.

And I'm guessing she doesn't like me because I am male. She has only hired two men in 16 years. Fired one for flirting (not the girl, obviously) and me... who has apparently not met her high standards. Making the occasional joke, talking with colleagues and having a wee more than once per shift (these were actually reasons why she didn't want me to stay). I'm terrible.

Fortunately for me, she was forced to offer me the job anyway.

It's late at night, all the lights in my room are off except for my computer, and I'm reading the No Sleep section of Reddit. I am making abso-****ing-lutely sure I have another album queued up after this one ends. **** silence. I don't even scare easily when it comes to scary stories or horror movies, but I do have an overactive imagination. I'm fine when I'm reading this ****, but as soon as I look away from the computer into the shadows...

Update: Thought I saw the Devil. Was my fan.

Full time is 16 hours a week but it wasn't full time when you were working 40? I'm confused.