I hope none of you irrational fraidy cats live in any of the areas shown here

http://a137.idata.over-blog.com/4/07...k-widowmap.gif

spoiler: it's not

I'm sleeping with one eye open tonight. *shudder*

I'll bet they came from ****ing Australia. If I ever see Rjinn in real life I'm making her pay for a new dust pan.

It may have compatriots but believe me, it's dead. It's so dead it's father was brought back to life only to have the mother feast upon him once again. Probably does have friends too. If there was more than one then that means there must have been a nest somewhere in the house, so I'm sure there are god knows how many crawling around, just waiting to crawl into my mouth when I'm asleep.

https://www.google.com/shopping/prod...d=0CI0CEKYrMAk

oh my god
OH MY GOD NO

those things should be confined to Florida because nobody likes Florida.

We need a campaign to stop black widow spiders. Somehow.

sleep with one eye open,
clutching your Raid can tight,
exit light, enter bed
there I sit
bloodthirsty arachanid

Everything horrifying comes from Australia. I don't even know how Australians live in Australia without getting their heads torn off by slightly irritated kangaroos.

I think you just have to cover your mouth with duct tape before you go to bed.

But they might just crawl up your nose instead.

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/mis...%20Florida.gif

I found out today that I'm going to start working Fridays again at the office instead of my current schedule (0 hrs/wk). Hurrah money on the horizon.

It just occurred to me, why the hell do they stop directly at the US/Canada border?