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Old 07-02-2014, 08:20 PM   #28151 (permalink)
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Well there's no way in **** they're in my room now at least. I literally took just about everything in it out, cleaned the **** out of it, and then completely reorganized it. Unless they're hiding in my TV I'm safe... Oh god.
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:23 PM   #28152 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:24 PM   #28153 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:27 PM   #28154 (permalink)
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What's really creepy about them is that they're about the size of a silver dollar with their legs, and those legs are thick enough that you can actually see the segments of their joints. It just looks like some kind of irradiated mutant spider whose soul has been removed along with it's cellular integrity.
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:28 PM   #28156 (permalink)
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What's really creepy about them is that they're about the size of a silver dollar with their legs, and those legs are thick enough that you can actually see the segments of their joints. It just looks like some kind of irradiated mutant spider whose soul has been removed along with it's cellular integrity.
All they want to do is murder you.
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:30 PM   #28157 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2014, 08:31 PM   #28158 (permalink)
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Who the **** posed for that picture with a black widow in their hand?
probably some kind of twisted black widow farmer who planted those psychotic spiders in Batlord's natural habitat.
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All they want to do is murder you.
What's really weird is that I had trouble sleeping the first time I saw one, which crawled right next to me in my bed, but now, after the initial horror I'm just kinda like, "Meh. Come at me, bro." Don't get me wrong I'll **** myself like a little bitch if I see another one, but at the moment I'm cool as a cucumber.
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What's really weird is that I had trouble sleeping the first time I saw one, which crawled right next to me in my bed, but now, after the initial horror I'm just kinda like, "Meh. Come at me, bro." Don't get me wrong I'll **** myself like a little bitch if I see another one, but at the moment I'm cool as a cucumber.
You need to arm yourself.

Those assholes would kill with chainsaws if they could.

Be prepared next time. You need a cannon from WWI. Or a flamethrower.
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