Worked late. Drove home in a torrential downpour. Rain stopped bout ten minutes before I got home. Downpour resumed as soon as I parked my car and continued while I walked three blocks home with no umbrella.

What's really creepy about them is that they're about the size of a silver dollar with their legs, and those legs are thick enough that you can actually see the segments of their joints. It just looks like some kind of irradiated mutant spider whose soul has been removed along with it's cellular integrity.

All they want to do is murder you.

Who the **** posed for that picture with a black widow in their hand?

probably some kind of twisted black widow farmer who planted those psychotic spiders in Batlord's natural habitat.

What's really weird is that I had trouble sleeping the first time I saw one, which crawled right next to me in my bed, but now, after the initial horror I'm just kinda like, "Meh. Come at me, bro." Don't get me wrong I'll **** myself like a little bitch if I see another one, but at the moment I'm cool as a cucumber.

You need to arm yourself.

Those assholes would kill with chainsaws if they could.

Be prepared next time. You need a cannon from WWI. Or a flamethrower.