Try gargling detergent

Try gargling my balls.

Lemme know when you grow some so I can say no thanks I have this lovely detergent.

Oh, I have balls. Maybe you just can't see them on your forehead.

Got off work early and fixed up my room.

Tore out the carpet, painted the walls. Got rid of a bunch junk. For the first time in a while my room doesn't smell like barf, booze, and dog piss. Well, the paint sealer stuff kinda smells like vodka. But, in still staying with mom so woopdiwoop, it's my housemates problem. Justice for my knives he threw away. Found a huge ass tv, thing takes up a third of my room. ****s effin dope.

I found out my cousin got slimed at a baseball game earlier. That was my childhood dream so I guess I'm at that age where I carry out my childhood desires vicariously through family members.

I also found an unopened 40 on a trail I was hiking today. It was Miller High Life but free beer!

Slimed?

Slime - Nickipedia - Nickelodeon, Spongebob, iCarly

90s/2000s kid stuff.

I figured it was a typo. I couldn't imagine how someone would get slimed at a baseball game.

*ahem* It started in 80s on You Can't Do That on Television. My generation were the first slime generation.