Your Day

Plankton · 05-20-2014, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

So this morning I go to the toilet and there is dirty cat paws all over the seat. Come home this evening, go to the toilet and the ****ing neighbour kitten Daisy is sitting on the seat! I tell her she's silly and she started trying to get off it and falls into the toilet water (gross).

lol

Reminds me of this:

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How To Wash A Cat

1. Put both lids of the toilet up. And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.'

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely, The Dog

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 05-20-2014, 02:08 PM

overslept on my day off. i feel like i will accomplish nothing today

anyone know how long yorke is banned for

ladyislingering · 05-20-2014, 10:55 PM

Today I finally got my Washington State drivers license (I've been carrying one from Minnesota for the past 3 years - I haven't lived there since Oct 2011) and it was really expensive ($92).

And they made me take my glasses off, which is just ridiculous but they say it's for everyone's identity protection, etc. (That was my first time ever seeing my face clearly without them - they had to take it 3 times because I had a very loose sense of where I was supposed to be looking...)

Nonetheless I'm very pleased with myself and about to pour a strong drink (right after the laundry's done).

Black Francis · 05-20-2014, 11:57 PM

Today a friend of mine came by to give me his weed cause they're testin now at his job so instead of throwing it away he gave it to me.

OH, and yesterday my ex brought me pizza and beer, things are going unusually well lately.. i don't trust it.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-21-2014, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

lol

Reminds me of this:

Oh that's shocking, lol! Do you have cats Plankton?

anticipation · 05-21-2014, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Rezdaddy Longlegs

She went into dibetic shock and had a seizer after hitting me. Saw her shaking and full foot on gas when i got up. They took her first in ambulance.

you got that number though didn't you, that's my dog.

Burning Down · 05-21-2014, 12:43 AM

Oh my god, I'm 24 today. Not sure how I feel about that -_-

djchameleon · 05-21-2014, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh my god, I'm 24 today. Not sure how I feel about that -_-

You should feel terribly old.

Death is hovering around your door and should be knocking soon.

Happy Birthday BTW.

ladyislingering · 05-21-2014, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh my god, I'm 24 today. Not sure how I feel about that -_-

I'll be 25 in August.

Halfway to 50.

I'm not sure if I feel distinguished or deflated.

Black Francis · 05-21-2014, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

Oh my god, I'm 24 today. Not sure how I feel about that -_-

05-20-2014, 10:55 PM	#27783 (permalink)
ladyislingering Maelian Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Seattle Posts: 695	Today I finally got my Washington State drivers license (I've been carrying one from Minnesota for the past 3 years - I haven't lived there since Oct 2011) and it was really expensive ($92). And they made me take my glasses off, which is just ridiculous but they say it's for everyone's identity protection, etc. (That was my first time ever seeing my face clearly without them - they had to take it 3 times because I had a very loose sense of where I was supposed to be looking...) Nonetheless I'm very pleased with myself and about to pour a strong drink (right after the laundry's done). __________________ You and I, We were born to die.

05-20-2014, 11:57 PM	#27784 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Today a friend of mine came by to give me his weed cause they're testin now at his job so instead of throwing it away he gave it to me. OH, and yesterday my ex brought me pizza and beer, things are going unusually well lately.. i don't trust it. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

05-20-2014, 02:08 PM	#27782 (permalink)
~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	overslept on my day off. i feel like i will accomplish nothing today anyone know how long yorke is banned for

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Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	Oh my god, I'm 24 today. Not sure how I feel about that -_-