Bleach, not so much. Pine Sol , yes. Lysol too.

I actually love to clean, minus a few tedious chores. It calms me when I feel overwhelmed.

Dinner with the family is over, mercifully. This time instead of bitching I mostly got ignored or given pity statements like "don't worry, you're not too old to have kids of your own one day.''

*sigh*

Come on over

Worked my balls off in the hot ass heat today. Scared customers with songs by the Misfits. Slammed two 40s on the way home. Cute girl smiled at me on the train and was uber come hitherish. I pussed out :\.

Waiting to hear from my Dads new wife to go visit him after complications from triple bi-pass surgery, all while trying to deal with the GF's jerkass broke brother and his family. The new kids really cute, but it doesn't make up for the fact that they all had to unload on us for a day because of a funeral in the family. I'm real friggin cordial but GTFOutOfMyHouse!

Had to vent.

BAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

ok... better.

Never. I'm here to stay. Where's that remote...

(And please don't ask me to stop washing my socks in the punchbowl.)

Typical hellhole Saturday at work. Piggy shoppers left and right, can't seem to figure out how hangers work and why it's not acceptable to hang things inside out when they finally do figure out what to do with the hangers.

Some idiot breeder left a ****ty diaper on the sink in the ladies' room. Customers were mostly mombies out on Mother's Day with their hellspawn. Tomorrow we're rolling out a freebie to the first 200 qualifying customers. Lord, why. Why do we keep giving these assholes reasons to be assholes?

But now I'm alright. Broadcasting some tasty jams of the 60s and 70s if anyone wants to listen. (or bookmark it, because it'll be over in a couple hours.)

dding is my new life now. If anyone is drunk and needs a ride call me

****ty assfukk of a day at work. got wasted on the way home. sobered up. walk my beautiful, sweetheart of a dog for 2.5hours at the beach. came home. plowed so much boozes. wondered and graffittied evverything and anything from 9th and Irving to the Castro... pretty sure i ****ed my cab driver in the mouth, at least. She was beyond horny. Pretty sure I had sex with a trans cab driver. IDC, she blew me like she meant it and I'm just happy to bust a nut in someone's hand that ain't mine (ick,yep, deal with it).

Thanks bro.

Much better now. JFTR.

lol one of the sleaziest things maybe ever posted here?? cmon bro



great weekend. bachelor party at the borgata. went crazy all weekend with some old friends. lots of dirty jokes and laughs. gamblings, drinks, etc. what a glorious weekend :tramp::tramp::tramp: