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04-27-2014, 04:48 PM | #27561 (permalink) | ||
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04-27-2014, 04:58 PM | #27563 (permalink) | ||
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Nah, I figure an alibi was payment enough!
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04-27-2014, 08:37 PM | #27564 (permalink) |
Dude... What?
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picked up an extra shift at work today despite being sicked. popped an Ibuprofen, did the trick. wound up being wayyyy busy and having a bunch of really rude customers. meh. sunny out, think i'll go for awalk.
edit: roxo, that story is gold.
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04-27-2014, 11:13 PM | #27565 (permalink) |
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When I was on lunch at work today, some random dude came up to the breakroom door and just stared inside with a blank expression. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at work, at anything. I actually smudged my eyeliner a little because my eyes started to water.
What the hell was that guy even doing? I'm cracking up just thinking about it.
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04-28-2014, 08:44 AM | #27566 (permalink) | ||
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Dude my dad had a heat attack! Bypass in 45 minutes.
BIGGER PROBLEM: WHY THE **** DIDN'T either one of my slutty, ****bag sisters not call me? Why did I have to call home with a strange feeling and find out myself?
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04-28-2014, 03:02 PM | #27567 (permalink) | |
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It's a little messed up they didn't tell you though, idk what kind of relationship you have with your sisters but in family emergencies like this they shoulda informed you.
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04-28-2014, 04:05 PM | #27568 (permalink) | ||
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Damn, that's definitely messed up, but thank goodness for those weird feelings! I hope he recovers quickly, it's scary when bad things happen to our loved ones. |
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04-28-2014, 06:56 PM | #27569 (permalink) | ||
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Thanks guys I'm enroute, so save the grammar Nazi ****, till tomorrow.
Umm BF, we put the fun in dysfunctional. And apprently my sisters thought I knew!
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04-29-2014, 10:56 AM | #27570 (permalink) |
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I gutted my GF's brothers burnt out house on Saturday. No structural damage, and no one was hurt in the fire, but man, smoke-soot everywhere. He had been letting his daughter, son-in-law, and three kids live there (he has 2 homes). The fire started because of a faulty E-Cig charger, and had pretty much engulfed the entire basement. Since they live right next door to the village Fire Dept. the flames were extinguished fairly quickly, and like I said, no one was injured.
So, as we're cleaning up I'm coming across all kinds of expensive items, Stereo's, Gaming Systems, a $1200 sewing machine, etc. but then I find a Ukulele. All the items I mentioned were slated for the dumpster (and believe me it was a pickers paradise), so I asked her (the GF's brothers daughter who was living there) about the Uke. She says, no throw it away. I asked if "I" could have it, and she said "Of course, go ahead". I didn't want to start packing my car with all of her belongings, but I made the exception for this item. So we filled the dumpster up, did the ceiling tear-out, and got everything pretty much ready for the inspectors to come out. Anyway, as we're taking a break (waiting for the beer to arrive) I decided to clean up the new Ukulele, and see what she looks like under all that soot. I cleaned it up, tuned it the best I could, and started playing some Fleetwood (Never Going Back Again), much to the delight of the pickers near the dumpster. I got a "Play that thang! Man!" from one of the smiling faces peering over the rubble. The (now previous) owner caught a bit of this, and came over and said "You saved it! I'm glad I gave it to you!". It all had me smiling for the rest of the day. It's a cheap Rogue, but still... nice little guitar.
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