Think I should pay for the fence?

If you want to.

Nah, I figure an alibi was payment enough!

picked up an extra shift at work today despite being sicked. popped an Ibuprofen, did the trick. wound up being wayyyy busy and having a bunch of really rude customers. meh. sunny out, think i'll go for awalk.

edit: roxo, that story is gold.

When I was on lunch at work today, some random dude came up to the breakroom door and just stared inside with a blank expression. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at work, at anything. I actually smudged my eyeliner a little because my eyes started to water.

What the hell was that guy even doing?

I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

Dude my dad had a heat attack! Bypass in 45 minutes.

BIGGER PROBLEM: WHY THE **** DIDN'T either one of my slutty, ****bag sisters not call me? Why did I have to call home with a strange feeling and find out myself?

I hope he recovers Roxy
It's a little messed up they didn't tell you though, idk what kind of relationship you have with your sisters but in family emergencies like this they shoulda informed you.

Damn, that's definitely messed up, but thank goodness for those weird feelings! I hope he recovers quickly, it's scary when bad things happen to our loved ones.

Thanks guys I'm enroute, so save the grammar Nazi ****, till tomorrow.

Umm BF, we put the fun in dysfunctional. And apprently my sisters thought I knew!

I gutted my GF's brothers burnt out house on Saturday. No structural damage, and no one was hurt in the fire, but man, smoke-soot everywhere. He had been letting his daughter, son-in-law, and three kids live there (he has 2 homes). The fire started because of a faulty E-Cig charger, and had pretty much engulfed the entire basement. Since they live right next door to the village Fire Dept. the flames were extinguished fairly quickly, and like I said, no one was injured.

So, as we're cleaning up I'm coming across all kinds of expensive items, Stereo's, Gaming Systems, a $1200 sewing machine, etc. but then I find a Ukulele. All the items I mentioned were slated for the dumpster (and believe me it was a pickers paradise), so I asked her (the GF's brothers daughter who was living there) about the Uke. She says, no throw it away. I asked if "I" could have it, and she said "Of course, go ahead". I didn't want to start packing my car with all of her belongings, but I made the exception for this item. So we filled the dumpster up, did the ceiling tear-out, and got everything pretty much ready for the inspectors to come out. Anyway, as we're taking a break (waiting for the beer to arrive) I decided to clean up the new Ukulele, and see what she looks like under all that soot. I cleaned it up, tuned it the best I could, and started playing some Fleetwood (Never Going Back Again), much to the delight of the pickers near the dumpster. I got a "Play that thang! Man!" from one of the smiling faces peering over the rubble. The (now previous) owner caught a bit of this, and came over and said "You saved it! I'm glad I gave it to you!". It all had me smiling for the rest of the day.

It's a cheap Rogue, but still... nice little guitar.