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tdoc210 · 08-13-2006, 05:22 PM

or when a 500 lb plus kid steps on you..thus making you vomit blood

Barnard17 · 08-13-2006, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

I'd love to see you tell that to your mom

Question: how many people die from the pain (purely the pain) of childbirth when compared to how many people die from the pain of nut trauma?

When that becomes more commonplace, then my mum can start walking around yapping about the pain of childbirth when I take a blow to the nuts.

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-13-2006, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Question: how many people die from the pain (purely the pain) of childbirth when compared to how many people die from the pain of nut trauma?

When that becomes more commonplace, then my mum can start walking around yapping about the pain of childbirth when I take a blow to the nuts.

when you get your nuts kicked in doesn't it just feel like your nuts are going inside of your belly.. not actually pain like your dying.. but pain like your lower belly hurts?

anyways the worse getting kicked in the balls would do.. is effect having kids in the future.. and child birth can actually kill some women. It was more commen back in all the times up until the 1920's.. but it still happens today.. just not half as offten.

anyways with all that kicked in the nuts imformation I was getting on with.. Hmm i'm not saying i know how it feels by any means. This is just what men have told me.

I think the only time a girl should ever do such a thing to a man is if he is pushing himself upon a girl.. first she should try to push him away if it keeps going futher then there's nothing like a good kick in the balls to get him away.

Raine · 08-13-2006, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Question: how many people die from the pain (purely the pain) of childbirth when compared to how many people die from the pain of nut trauma?

When that becomes more commonplace, then my mum can start walking around yapping about the pain of childbirth when I take a blow to the nuts.

I've never heard of a guy that died from taking a hit to the nuts or any other form of nut trauma

And I know of two people that have died screaming their lungs out during childbirth.

And the only moms that deserve to walk around yapping about the pain of childbirth are the ones that are actually good parents.

At any rate I just went to a gym with a few buddies and i am now game for tomorrow's intiation. Which means I probably won't be here for about two days. Tomorrow's initiation then the flight to Honshu, then the holidays (two days of drinking, dancing, and watching hotties drink. buddhists rock)

DearJenny · 08-13-2006, 08:09 PM

My anxiety has been spiked all day. I'm such a mess. To make the perfect day, I worked for seven hours and hated it. Last night I guaged the first holes in my lobes to a 14 from 20. That hurt a little bit.

Barnard17 · 08-13-2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Raine

I've never heard of a guy that died from taking a hit to the nuts or any other form of nut trauma

Severe overload of the nervous system can cause death. Testes are well supplied with nerves and they are, essentially speaking, a vital bodily organ that sits on the outside of the body with nothing but a thin layer of skin protecting them. They also have a massive bloody supply so if the pain doesn't kill you, internal bleeding still could. The only reason you don't walk around hearing about people dieing from getting their bollocks bashed is because, thankfully, not that many people make a habit of introducing Mr Groin to Mr Baseball Bat, but the majority of women go through childbirth.

Sab, until your ovaries are hanging on the outside don't presume to know how it feels.

DearJenny · 08-13-2006, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Sab, until your ovaries are hanging on the outside don't presume to know how it feels.

explosions-in-my-pants · 08-13-2006, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fal

Sab, until your ovaries are hanging on the outside don't presume to know how it feels.

hey, hey, hey... I said I didn't know how it feels.. I was just writing what I have heard 'men' say. read what I said more clear next time.

Ace · 08-13-2006, 09:43 PM

Maybe she...isn't really a she.....>_>

Ace · 08-13-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Hey, at least they know its coming. When you walk outside do you expect that crazed five year old midget in cleats to take his foot to your genitals? I think not.

That made me snort.

08-13-2006, 05:22 PM	#2741 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	or when a 500 lb plus kid steps on you..thus making you vomit blood __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

08-13-2006, 08:09 PM	#2745 (permalink)
DearJenny Raptor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Metro Detroit, MI Posts: 1,321	My anxiety has been spiked all day. I'm such a mess. To make the perfect day, I worked for seven hours and hated it. Last night I guaged the first holes in my lobes to a 14 from 20. That hurt a little bit. __________________ So here's to living life miserable. And here's to all the lonely stories that I've told. Maybe drinking wine will validate my sorrow. Every man needs a muse and mine could be the bottle.