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MoonlitSunshine · 08-13-2006, 03:11 PM

ahh it's mainly better already. once I could stand up without vomiting and almost falling unconcious I was ok.

right-track · 08-13-2006, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Getting hit in the nuts is much much worse than waxing.

And child birth.

MoonlitSunshine · 08-13-2006, 03:13 PM

I'll vouch for that!

Raine · 08-13-2006, 03:29 PM

I'd love to see you tell that to your mom

MoonlitSunshine · 08-13-2006, 03:39 PM

she'd probably ask me if i wanted to back it up, and brandish some vicious implement in my direction

Raine · 08-13-2006, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MoonlitSunshine

she'd probably ask me if i wanted to back it up, and brandish some vicious implement in my direction

i don't encourage you to actually ask or tell your mom that.
i imagine many mom would laugh in your face and probably hit you

Merkaba · 08-13-2006, 05:02 PM

It's true though. Being hit in the nuts is far, far worse then child birth

I mean child birth at least gives you a few months to prepare. You get to conceive. You know that if you play your cards right this small instance of pain will be buying you a mansion when you retire.

And then theres the bright sides of getting hit in the nuts: The pain will eventually go away. THATS ALL!!!!

We men live our lives on a knifes edge everytime we go out in public. One mistake and WHAM, we've just given birth to a child.

sleepy jack · 08-13-2006, 05:04 PM

Preach it merkaba, preach it!

TheBig3 · 08-13-2006, 05:05 PM

And I'd like to point out that no ones mentioned the fact that it feels like you're going to bleed, up from your stomach, out of your mouth every time you get nutted.

Oh and its a GD laughfest, no one is ever like "ha ha, you're pregnant" but you get punched in the balls and you're so funny no one can help you out.

right-track · 08-13-2006, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

And I'd like to point out that no ones mentioned the fact that it feels like you're going to bleed, up from your stomach, out of your mouth every time you get nutted.

Oh and its a GD laughfest, no one is ever like "ha ha, you're pregnant" but you get punched in the balls and you're so funny no one can help you out.

And that awful sensation you get in the centre of your anus that seems to spread the length of your penis.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRGGGGGHHH.

08-13-2006, 03:11 PM	#2721 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	ahh it's mainly better already. once I could stand up without vomiting and almost falling unconcious I was ok. __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

08-13-2006, 03:13 PM	#2723 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	I'll vouch for that! __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

08-13-2006, 03:29 PM	#2724 (permalink)
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,531	I'd love to see you tell that to your mom __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

08-13-2006, 03:39 PM	#2725 (permalink)
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,088	she'd probably ask me if i wanted to back it up, and brandish some vicious implement in my direction __________________ "I found it eventually, at the bottom of a locker in a disused laboratory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard". Ever thought of going into Advertising?" - Arthur Dent

08-13-2006, 05:02 PM	#2727 (permalink)
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,885	It's true though. Being hit in the nuts is far, far worse then child birth I mean child birth at least gives you a few months to prepare. You get to conceive. You know that if you play your cards right this small instance of pain will be buying you a mansion when you retire. And then theres the bright sides of getting hit in the nuts: The pain will eventually go away. THATS ALL!!!! We men live our lives on a knifes edge everytime we go out in public. One mistake and WHAM, we've just given birth to a child. __________________ She thinks I'm a reclusive genius, she's going to be very disappointed when she finds out i'm a reclusive wanker

08-13-2006, 05:05 PM	#2729 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	And I'd like to point out that no ones mentioned the fact that it feels like you're going to bleed, up from your stomach, out of your mouth every time you get nutted. Oh and its a GD laughfest, no one is ever like "ha ha, you're pregnant" but you get punched in the balls and you're so funny no one can help you out. __________________ I've moved to a new address