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Got into a nonphysical barfight of sorts last night. Stood on a chair and yelled feminist things.

Were you fighting with the chair?

It was being a cunt.

Then it had it coming

But she walked all over it!

And rightly so

My day was awesome.

It was really busy, so I was definitely overloaded at work, but a few excellent things really sweetened my day:

- Much of my work in terms of recovery was still intact from the day before
- I had a perfect closing team (no slackers - it was a miracle!)
- One particular waste of oxygen quit her job today, so I'll never have to see her stupid face again

It was just a great day to be at work.

Had such a gre as t meet n greet date thabg tonite..... phy ad ically not my type. Skinny n tall but really dug my witty humor. We danced all nite an I really hope we can see each other agsin. I am sure we will but we had great chemistry......... u mad I had a good date. U mad I didn't get late but am very joyous?? U mad I'm feelin happy rite now?? U mad I kno it kills some off u when good things happen gor me. U mad cuz u wish negativity despite I'm a good person? ? U mad I deserve it...




Shot for ne by drake. Bumpin it fir all haters rite niw!!!!!!

Excuse me, your holy Butheadness, but what was that that you actually tried to express? I get an image of you dancin' with an ufo and then ending up as a drunk on the corridor of darkness, but I guess you were trying to say something else? I kindly despite your grammar, sir. You have fallen from the grace of mine so you shall be disgraced.