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12-26-2013, 12:25 AM | #26101 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
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Christmas. Uncle was all, "Just got back from visiting your dad," (parents are divorced, haven't seen or spoken to him in months...because I got a new phone and lost the number) and I was all crying and junk. I can't seem to have a pleasant Christmas, what with this stuff and my family constantly dying on Christmas.
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12-26-2013, 09:36 AM | #26103 (permalink) | ||
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Worst Christmas I have ever had...No seriously... I spent a Christmas alone laying on the floor once in the dark listening to Johnny Cash, this one was even worse...
Let's just say I left work last night covered in rotting orange juice, food, and I swear a gang of fruit flies chased me to my car...
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12-26-2013, 01:23 PM | #26104 (permalink) |
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Today I am unbelievably horny. It is making me crazy and I cant concentrate on anything. Not aloud to fap.
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12-26-2013, 02:07 PM | #26106 (permalink) |
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Today I had a half an hour long argument with my 6 year old nephew about what a rubbish superhero batman is.
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12-26-2013, 02:24 PM | #26107 (permalink) | |
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edit: wait wut m8? What is your beef with the batman?
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12-26-2013, 02:28 PM | #26108 (permalink) |
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I did beat him if distracting him with food counts as winning an argument.
Why is he crap? Well you would at least expect a superhero called Batman to be able to fly like a bat can, or have super hearing, he has neither. Anything he does have is because he's filthy rich, and he needs to hang out with Robin to look good. I think that was the basis of my argument.
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12-26-2013, 02:31 PM | #26109 (permalink) |
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Well I love the batman but i would agree that technically he is not a superhero. I am pretty sure extraordinary or superhuman powers must be had to qualify. As you said being rich is not either.
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12-26-2013, 02:34 PM | #26110 (permalink) | |
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