Those look like Twitter updates.

My money's on a crappy immune system or extreme temperature variances. I see it where I work. The ones who have the heater cranking in the office always seem to have a cold. I work pretty much in a constant strong draft as the warehouse acts like some kind of giant wind tunnel...............Not had a cold in 3 years.

We are doing Secret Santa at work with my team, and I drew a girl on my team I barely know at all. $15 limit and no gift cards; my coach decided those were boring. This came right after a guy on my team asked if Canada celebrated Christmas (she's Canadian) so I think she wanted to really show how much she loves Christmas or whatever.

I'm think about Etsying it up, but not knowing much about her, I don't want to seem suspicious and let it be known that I'm her Secret Santa by prying for interests.

Yeah, he is an idiot.

Maybe you can strike up conversations with people that know her and somehow try to get her interests through that second party.

I'm more and more sure that some Americans are brain dead. That guy probably think the Americans invented the whole Christmas. I wouldn't be surprised if he did

I am so ashamed to be american. It's almost like the government is brain-washing us all to be idiots.

Blah, you should not. After all you can't help it.

Sansa be all like:

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