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Old 12-04-2013, 12:38 AM   #25791 (permalink)
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he told me when they were hangin out sober she would ask weird stuff considerin they casually dated for like 2 months. stuff like 'wuld i have to work if we got married' and stuff about havin kids cause shes a lil older than him, maybe 28.

i was wearin baggy jeans but my member was so large she was prob tryna determine if it was anaconda or kielbasa. she never did get to find out. and also yes my friend was completely desperate cause my other friend who gets laid all the time always makes fun of him lol
Gold digger!!!

Or maybe you were just imagining that she was looking. Maybe she was trying to find it because it was lost to the excess fabric in your pants.
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Old 12-04-2013, 12:41 AM   #25792 (permalink)
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Gold digger!!!

Or maybe you were just imagining that she was looking. Maybe she was trying to find it because it was lost to the excess fabric in your pants.
i gave myself some strokes in the car before goin in so i had a nice bulge outline its a trick of the trade ive mastered. saw it in a porn once and porn stuff always works irl
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Old 12-04-2013, 12:42 AM   #25793 (permalink)
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i gave myself some strokes in the car before goin in so i had a nice bulge outline its a trick of the trade ive mastered. saw it in a porn once and porn stuff always works irl
Is this a typical man-trick?

I always thought having a boner in public would be kind of awkward.
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Old 12-04-2013, 12:46 AM   #25794 (permalink)
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Is this a typical man-trick?

I always thought having a boner in public would be kind of awkward.
no lol i dont think but sometimes i just do it for the confidence impact it can have in basically any situation. its like a half or quarter bone but youre like fukc yea world come and get some
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Old 12-04-2013, 01:49 AM   #25795 (permalink)
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How can chicks even tell what's in a guy's pants these days? Nobody dresses well enough to actually have a visible package. It's all baggy jeans and baggy shirts and yuck, men are terribly dressed 90% of the time.
What are you talking about? Sure some guys still rock baggy pants but skinny jeans for men is the current in style. Tacky mother****ers that go to clubs with their baggy pants and a long sleeved dress shirt just end up blending in with a sea of other dudes dressed the same way.
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Old 12-04-2013, 10:45 AM   #25796 (permalink)
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What are you talking about? Sure some guys still rock baggy pants but skinny jeans for men is the current in style. Tacky mother****ers that go to clubs with their baggy pants and a long sleeved dress shirt just end up blending in with a sea of other dudes dressed the same way.
Yeah cause mother****ers in skinny jeans aren't tacky. Nope.
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Yeah cause mother****ers in skinny jeans aren't tacky. Nope.
Accidentally bought a pair once. Without looking tossed em on. Made my unit look like John Holmes. It was frightening. I don't know how anyone could wear skinny jeans and not walk around with flattened cock syndrome.
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Yeah cause mother****ers in skinny jeans aren't tacky. Nope.
It is usually a bunch a try hard hipsters that care about style so of course they aren't tacky. What kind of response is that? Skinny Jeans are just in nowadays. Hipsters and skaters rock them hard.
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It is usually a bunch a try hard hipsters that care about style so of course they aren't tacky. What kind of response is that? Skinny Jeans are just in nowadays. Hipsters and skaters rock them hard.
Just because it's "in" doesn't make it not tacky. Usually it's the opposite in fact.
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Just because it's "in" doesn't make it not tacky. Usually it's the opposite in fact.
I'd rather rock the Dad Jeans. Less Douche Bag-ish, and my nuts don't feel like they're in a vice.
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